By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 514
You deserved it 67 441

Same thing different taste

Top comments

It's this wonderful invention God himself bleesed us with and it's a really complictaed process. The angels named it knocking on the door. You should try it.

Comments

MollyisCuute 0

If you held it in, you would literally die. You would get dysentary and eventually die after not pooping, so that is a stupid idea. You are just going to have to face it, girls poop.

letitbe56 0

Euphangel, I hope you're joking. Otherwise that's kind of ****** up.

McFail_fml 4

Took Rkelly Sex in the Kitchen song and changed the words around to fit this fml Girl you're in the bathroom ******** out a meal Something makes me wanna come in there and get a feel sitting there in your t-shirt Nothing else on Strutting pass, switching that ass while I'm on the phone shittin' up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes Girl, you look so sexy while you're doing the damn thing i want Sex in the bathroom over by the tub Put you on the sink kissing your nose Hands on the sink, standing on your shitty toes We'll be making love like the bedroom was closed

Euphangel 0
adelaide_evening 0

And you're questioning his happiness because?

letitbe56 0

It boggles my mind when people say TL;DR to four lines of text. How short can attention spans get? I can see saying that to four paragraphs, but four lines?

idc i get bored fast i hate reading yet i luv FML

Jenspaztic 0

maybe she just told you she had to tae a shower so she could turn the shower on so you wouldn't have to hear her take a crap. although F-Her-L for not locking the f 'ing door.

delegasa 0

For i sec i thought you meant she was crapping in the shower

Cant u think of a better place to seduce her?

I hope she dumped you. Got rid of two turds at one time.

sublime93 0

Oh poor you, you saw another person doing something normal, fyl. /sarcasm