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Took Rkelly Sex in the Kitchen song and changed the words around to fit this fml Girl you're in the bathroom ******** out a meal Something makes me wanna come in there and get a feel sitting there in your t-shirt Nothing else on Strutting pass, switching that ass while I'm on the phone shittin' up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes Girl, you look so sexy while you're doing the damn thing i want Sex in the bathroom over by the tub Put you on the sink kissing your nose Hands on the sink, standing on your shitty toes We'll be making love like the bedroom was closed
SECOND!!!!
Ew, and LOL!
n ur happy cuz?
lmaoo its a HER and im just asking
TL;DR
idc i get bored fast i hate reading yet i luv FML
Cant u think of a better place to seduce her?
I hope she dumped you. Got rid of two turds at one time.
Keywords
It's this wonderful invention God himself bleesed us with and it's a really complictaed process. The angels named it knocking on the door. You should try it.
she took a dump in the shower?!?