Miscellaneous: Today, I walk into my grandma's house after having a fabulous...

By NoThanksGrandma - 20/11/2011 07:37

Today, I walk into my grandma's house after having a fabulous lunch with a few friends. The first thing I hear is "Be a dear and help me change my colostomy bag." I lost that fabulous lunch. FML

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By John - 19/05/2011 04:27

Today, I offered to drive my girlfriend's grandpa to the doctor. I thus learned my girlfriend's grandfather has a colostomy bag when it burst all over the inside of my truck. FML

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Enough is enough

By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 05:45 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was confiding in my grandma about how lonely I am and how everything in my life seems to be falling apart. While I was in mid-sentence, she rolled her eyes and made a show of removing her hearing aid. FML

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By bathroomseww - 12/05/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML

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Take a break

By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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Annie's Song

By David - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I was finally having a conversation with my granny, who I don't get to see often. First thing she tells me was that she was going to have surgery soon, because her "women's insides" were "dangling out." FML

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Let's get you home Grandma

By Ima_Moronski - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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By loving grandaughter - 27/11/2010 11:28 - United States

Today, after months of cooking breakfast, lunch, and dinner for my husband's grandmother due to her getting a hip replacement, I overheard her calling me a whore over the phone from the next room. FML

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By ubbernoob - 05/03/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

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By TheFatOne - 31/08/2014 19:27 - United States

Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML

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Sorry grandma

By Anonymous - 22/04/2021 17:01

Today, my grandma called me to see how my oral surgery went. She gave me a kiss over the phone, but when I tried to make the kiss sound back to her, the bandages got in the way and it came out as a fart sound. FML

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nanaprincess 7

Sunday 20 November 2011 12:32

quit whining. she obviously needed your help. grow up.

KELSEYJOHNSON23 5

Sunday 20 November 2011 12:38

She was probably embarrassed to ask you for help too, I'm sure she wasn't excited about it either.

Comments

chelseaaababyyy 17

Tuesday 22 November 2011 9:14

this just makes me sad cause she asked nicely /:

LN666 2

Tuesday 22 November 2011 19:55

Dont listen to these people. They're being abit harsh!!! But yes its not the best job. But if it was you, you'd want help. So next time think about if you were in her position? :) My mum nearly died. She had every bag possible and i did everything for her regardless of how gross it was. I knew she didnt like me doing it either but it had to be done & she was incapable. & remember u dont have to live with that bag 24/7. She does though. Imagine how she feels. But babe. If you had a fab lunch good on you. Some people just cant stomach cettain things. So vomiting is the way some people react. Its not their fault. It just happens!! So leave her alone. She obviously does help cause she comes 'home' to grandma. Goodluck darl. Enjoy being with her while you can. I never met my grandparents. Smile babe :) you'l be her one day! x

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Wednesday 23 November 2011 20:52

Even if she's your grandmother, that's still gross regardless. I don't blame you for puking, but what has to be done is done, no matter how disgusting it is.

jewelsfml 0

Friday 2 December 2011 1:46

the first time I helped my boyfriends grandma do that I almost passed out. BTW did you catch it wasn't even my grandma. fml!

numbas2 5

Tuesday 13 December 2011 2:12

That's what you get for using fabulous to describe lunch, what a creepy word ughhhh.

fail_gurl21 7

Friday 20 July 2012 8:14

that is kinda gross... but if i was u i would help my granny.

matty117 7

Monday 16 September 2013 8:46

nothing good every comes after them words be a dear, when it comes to old ladies.

sammyjo06 14

Saturday 9 November 2013 4:32

Do you think your grandmother enjoys having a colostomy bag? If she could do it herself, she wouldn't have asked you for help. It's embarrassing, and you only made it worse for the poor woman by throwing up. Time to suck it up and actually help her out.