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By a - 12/02/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, I walked across my kitchen to go get my mom a blanket after she shoveled snow. I slipped and caught the kitchen chair with my side, landed on the floor and almost fracturing my knee cap. She then told me she wasn't cold. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 17:39 - Spain - Mon?var

Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

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By fml - 04/01/2010 03:50 - Canada

Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML

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By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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By dannyfanny - 28/08/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML

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By .... - 31/12/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML

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By ... - 02/10/2012 20:55 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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By No good deed... - 29/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I was in the kitchen with my mom, who is severely disabled and can barely walk. She suddenly slipped on a puddle of water, so I instinctively grappled her from behind to save her. It took me a moment to realize my hands were accidentally cupping her breasts. She then slipped again and took both of us down. FML

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By youlyingjerk - 01/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 00:05 - Canada

Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML

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By meepdaleap - 16/05/2013 21:50 - United States - Newport News

Today, I stepped out of the kitchen to yell at my kids for running in the house. I had just mopped the floor, and did not want them to fall. I fell while yelling and twisted my ankle. At least they know it's dangerous now. FML

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killabeast1 0

Friday 12 February 2010 12:19

shoulda asked if she was cold

haydenshaw 0

Friday 12 February 2010 13:44

don't say that!.. snickerdoodles provides some of the comments that entertain people like me who never comment on these things but still read them.

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tman9497 0

Friday 12 February 2010 13:44

lol sucks for you

Diannaa 0

Friday 12 February 2010 13:44

Some of these YDI's are kinda.. mean lol. Accidents happen. FYL

mansih 0

Friday 12 February 2010 13:46

This is good story.

CronosDage 0

Friday 12 February 2010 13:56

YDI for not asking first. 

skyshark 0

Friday 12 February 2010 14:21

Suck it up you whiny ****. Just because you're an uncoordinated sack of shit doesn't mean you need to whine about it on here. FYL to your mom who has to listen to your crap. YDI.

boopityboppity 11

Friday 12 February 2010 15:12

So you have never once fallen, tripped, or slipped? Not ever in your entire life?

skyshark 0

Friday 12 February 2010 17:01

to whine like a bitch because you can't stand on your own two feet? No. There are plenty of legit FMLs on this site, this one is just someone being a whiner. Got a problem with it then go call the suicide hotline because I don't give a sh!t

CallMeHush 0

Friday 12 February 2010 17:27

^^^ I doubt anyone could have put it any better.

skyshark 0

Friday 12 February 2010 17:42

Are you too stupid to think of something on your own that you have to use my insults? that's just sad. don't post on my stuff again if you're going to copy my sh!t. You may want to try reading other posts, I'm far from being the only one who thinks whiners are ruining this site with menial banter.

skyshark 0

Friday 12 February 2010 17:46

way to jump in from the peanut gallery with that remark Callmehush, if you're not going to help supply insults to my post then go troll another site.

skyshark 0

Friday 12 February 2010 20:19

No, you didn't improve on anything, you just showed how you can only copy stuff from other people, you copied from me, copied from FML and copied from snicker, so seriously, you really are a dumbass and prove it with every post.