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By Noname - 25/02/2009 22:06 - Canada

Today, I walked downstairs in a new outfit, after dieting for 3 months, and losing just over 20 pounds. My mom took one look at me and said "You'd better keep going." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 00:02

Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML

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By Anon - 08/04/2016 22:28 - United States - Omaha

Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML

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By Kristina - 18/02/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2016 22:56 - United States - San Bruno

Today, I hung out with some old friends for the first time since losing about 50 pounds, going from clinically obese to a healthy weight. I even bought a cute new dress for the occasion to show off my new body. No one noticed the change. FML

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Classic Mom moment

By me - 28/06/2013 15:51 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML

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XXL

By Anonymous - 07/08/2020 23:01

Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2012 16:25 - United States - Bucyrus

Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML

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Encouragement

By gretel - 16/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML

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By brittrod - 05/12/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

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Backhanded

By eliinu - 02/09/2016 02:45 - United States - Middlesboro

Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML

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Thursday 26 February 2009 3:36

That was so evil! 20 Pounds is awesome. You should be proud!

ummmyeahhh 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 3:38

20 pounds is a lot, esp. in just 3 months. don't let the success stop you from maintaining it, but ignore what your mother says. she's just jealous she can't lose that much that quickly.

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HuDanny 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 8:45

20 pounds in 3 months thats a shitty diet.. my moms been on a diet for 3 weeks and lost 15 pounds... no joke...

xocassylovesyou 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:59

#35: That's impossible. You must be skin and bones. I'm 5'9 and I weigh 125 and I'm told I'm too skinny. And saying that's great genetics... That's a lie. Many health issues go with that, and eatting all the junk goodwill just cause you to be diabetic. Haha, you are ******!!! ---Cassy

xocassylovesyou 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:00

And to the writer of the FML: That isn't very good diet wise. You need to fast or starve to really drop pounds... And anyone who thinks you did a good job is just one of those girls who can't be truthful. ---Cassy

ohhhhshizzz 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 20:04

Cassy: What the **** are you talking about? Psycho much?

speeddemon12 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 4:34

what the hell cassy? you obviously know nothing and you are prolly not 125 yourself, but eating actually helps you loose weight faster, starving yourself dosent really help at all dumb ass