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By mongoosemike - 07/06/2011 05:55

Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML

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By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2015 01:50 - United States - Schenectady

Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML

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By themcdave - 19/05/2012 08:03 - United Kingdom - Cranfield

Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast... I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML

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By malebonding - 17/08/2009 13:50 - United States

Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML

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By johnboy - 09/11/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML

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By Whoops... - 02/09/2018 14:30

Today, my breakfast disagreed with me and I unexpectedly shat myself at the laundromat, right after starting the washer with all of my other pants in it. FML

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By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML

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By Ihatepants - 01/09/2016 01:37 - United States - Wrightsville

Today, I had a full day of work, a social event, and a doctor's appointment. My son looked at me when I got home and said, "Are your pants on backwards?" Yes, yes they were. All day. FML

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Tuesday 7 June 2011 11:59

at the beginning I thought you were just reciting the Rebecca Black lyrics

kut19 6

Tuesday 7 June 2011 11:58

when you say "no pants", are we talking naked or underwear? either way, i'm sure she noticed and since she didn't say anything, she seems to have enjoyed it.

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Flowerartist 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:12

Oh that's not soooo bad I mean it could have been worse right?

Flowerartist 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:28

And like sometimes I think of myself sitting naked on a table eating ice-cream is that weird?

surfahboi 4

Saturday 18 June 2011 17:49

hot cereal? like oatmeal or you warm up the milk? no wonder that shit happens to you of you warm up your milk for cereal your just wierd

stabbed1ntheback 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 21:21

Dont get hard!

imjustbeinian 0

Monday 30 January 2012 3:17

Is she hot? If so, don't see how that's bad at all...

thatonelosergirl 20

Sunday 4 August 2013 19:52

I've done that a few times actually, mainly because I don't generally put pants on, and forget there is a guest. Needless to say unless I'm really tired I'll realize and immediately bolt out of sight.