Sex and Love: Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's...

By shaggy - 30/08/2009 21:26 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML

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Today, my neighbor's pesky 7-year-old daughter, who is friends with the guy I really like, decided to help me with him. She used her phone to send him a picture of me. I was in the shower, completely naked and surprised. FML

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By Francia - 04/12/2023 14:00 - United States

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2020 17:00

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me having phone sex with another guy. He either didn't notice or didn't care. FML

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Monday 31 August 2009 2:07

If I were you, I'd keep him. Only a man of superior intellect could think to sing Shaggy in a time of crisis.

Some_guy 6

Monday 31 August 2009 2:07

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door

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xoxoninaxoxo 0

Monday 31 August 2009 2:26

wow, that seriously sucks. but what an asshole. how old is the daughter!?

Marketgirl305 0

Monday 31 August 2009 2:27

ummm this sounds fake. who really does that?

screwtaylor 0

Monday 31 August 2009 2:27

I think the OP is going to need to settle this on Maury. In the meantime, she can download Ashanti's song "The way that I love you" and tell everyone on myspace it's her life story.

GigiEtTu 0

Monday 31 August 2009 2:28

sry but the shaggy part was funny. but shame on him for sleeping with the neighbour's daughter

MajinBuu609 0

Monday 31 August 2009 2:29

you should've sang back 'It's too late to apologize' by i forgot who... lol it'd b a cool comeback

Amysbodybetrayal 0

Monday 31 August 2009 2:43

You're thinking of Apologize by One Republic. :)

voveraite 7

Monday 31 August 2009 9:07

Or she could sing that oldie "Hit the road, Jack/ And don't come back /No more, no more, no more", eventually replacing "Jack" with his actual name" :D

xKuraixMitsukaix 0

Monday 31 August 2009 2:31

Awesome comment there, Buu.

kandi_shop_xoxo 0

Monday 31 August 2009 2:33

I don't know if this is true, but it made me laugh. So, kudos! =) p.s. If it is true, I'm sorry =(

WTF_its_emmy 0

Monday 31 August 2009 2:35

o.deeeee lmaooooo wat a jerkkk.

tubesocks_ 0

Monday 31 August 2009 2:38

Hahahahaha! I'm sorry this happened to you, but that is hilarious. It's so perfect, I wonder if it's fake.. Hahha. I'm still laughing. "Honey came in and she caught me red-handed. Creeping with the girl next door." Ha. Haha.