By Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

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Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
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Goblin182 26

Get a thong made from ceramic tile, maybe that will turn him on.

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mattzawesome 28

Nothing like a blank boring wall to get your motor running. Sorry OP but maybe he "finished".

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PhoenixChick 26

Should have asked him to use a new three-way massaging shower head on you.

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jakeyjakey1232 9

Men should be allowed to pleasure themselves without people like you, op, expecting them to just stick it in you BECAUSE he's pleasuring himself. **** off op.

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FenHarel 9

It's not so much that she wanted sex immediately, it's that he went limp the moment he saw her as though she turned him off. It could only have been worse if he threw up, too

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RandKP 21

#48 A wife has every right to expect her sexually active husband to be sexually active with her. She also has every right to be offended if he goes from hard as a rock humping the wall, to seeing her and soft as quick as can be. That you would even start to consider otherwise, in my opinion, indicates a certain amount of narcissism on your part. Also, speaking from experience. Noting, and I do mean NOTHING you can wrap around a penis feels as good as ******. If OP's husband actually prefers humping the shower wall to her ******, he's got some serious issues.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Eh to each their own, but I have to say, I would have been really creeped out if I found my husband humping a wall...

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foxmatrix15 8

Did he use protection? Is the wall going to have little tiles? You need to give me more details.

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Ninjerman 7

That can happen when you catch a guy "taking care of business".

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