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By Scared - 05/06/2012 00:54 - United States - Arlington

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

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By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML

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By wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe - 07/08/2013 20:55 - Sweden

Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML

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By izu - 16/09/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

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By Tragic - 27/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML

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By Aled - 17/02/2011 16:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

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By seriously - 24/05/2013 07:04 - United States

Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2012 00:36 - United States - Panama City

Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML

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By cat co-parent - 03/01/2015 00:11 - Australia

Today, my mum sat me down for a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life. FML

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By Noname - 04/02/2009 11:23 - Canada

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

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the_anti_hipster 7

Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:56

Sounds like your mom's off her meds again...

StoryOfTheYear 14

Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:57

Meanwhile in the Evil household.

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chrystalthequeen 8

Wednesday 4 July 2012 3:03

O.o

courtneyroxx135 1

Tuesday 24 July 2012 11:17

Lol

Testing1234 25

Wednesday 3 July 2013 7:27

Creepy much?

romeonsingcross 15

Saturday 5 October 2013 3:42

Okay, my mom is never getting a cat.

predavlad 3

Tuesday 29 October 2013 16:37

That sounds awfully similar to the crazy cat lady stereotype.

macho_nacho 7

Monday 4 August 2014 22:27

Cats are evil, demonic, and manipulative creatures. Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of DEATH

BumpkinsBigBash 8

Sunday 22 May 2016 15:42

how is this an fml

becca9985 34

Monday 26 June 2017 20:21

That's how it always starts...brainwashing of the humans...

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