By Scared - 05/06/2012 00:54 - United States - Arlington

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML
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the_anti_hipster 7

Sounds like your mom's off her meds again...

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emeraldisle 30

I say that to my cat all the time. Nothing to worry about.

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PInK_ExCiTeD 7

Lmfao! I do the same thing too expect that mine is a dog.

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br0ccoli 14

I find it so funny that you mention your dog but your pic has a cat AND a drawing of a cat. Your cat in that pic is saying, "this is my imaginary friend because my human likes the dog better." Aww.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

My old workplace had a cat and I did this with him the first day. I also practiced slowly turning around in my chair whilst stroking him on my lap to greet the guests. I don't know what else a cat is for if you can't pretend you're a Bond villain.

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PInK_ExCiTeD 7

54- lol i know I just find it really ironic ha!

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itsalanis 25

That sounds like me. I shall do that with my 3 cats, and I'll be three times more evil... c:

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hhhwat 0

Well cats already think they rule the world so maybe your moms living vicariously through the kitty...... I agree, to check on her meds. Or give an intervention, or get a membership to a gym. I dunno, give the dang lady something to do.

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Meowingtons500 18

Awh, don't interrupt their moment. Try to sneak away all stealth like. If all else fails smile and knod.

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egc573 40

Your name is strangely appropriate for this FML.

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Meowingtons500 18

Strangely appropriate for this FML? I feel that Meowingtons500 is an appropriate name for any FML. It's the name of Deadmau5's feline, Professor Meowingtons. But thank you nonetheless, good sir. :)

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egc573 40

"Sir"? I feel that "lady" is the more appropriate form of address in this situation. It's the form used for those of the feminine persuasion. But thank you nonetheless, good lady. :)

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Meowingtons500 18

I realize lady was the correct term, I just like calling everyone "good sir." It makes me feel like a good citizen. But whatever you prefer, Madame.

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Soloman212 28

I think it's a rule of thumb to assume that the person you're addressing prefers to be called by the proper gender. But hey...

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ICastillo 24

Everyone knows the bad guy never wins. So your mom is shit out of luck.

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lordlekal 17

This is the real world, evil wins all the time.

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ICastillo 24

Ya I'll go put my boot of justice up your ass and we'll see who wins.

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egc573 40

Considering how cats behave, it probably yawned in her face and turned over. Or swiped at your mom, demanding some food. I wouldn't worry much about this co-regency.

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unknown_user5566 26

Looks like you need to start hiding the alcohol.

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unknown_user5566 26

No... it was... perfect. *tear* :)

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ChickInGreenVans 12

Fighting crime trying to save the world.. They come up just in time.. Mom and Kitty!!

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br0ccoli 14

"What are we going to do tomorrow night?" "Same thing we try to do every other night, Pinkie... Try to take over the world!" Who knows this reference?? Damnit, I'm getting old.

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ChickInGreenVans 12

The Pinky.. The Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain.. Narf:D

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br0ccoli 14

Yay! Yep, Pinky and the Brain. I loved them! Ah, the good 'ol days.

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PrincessPesa 20

Of course! Cherish the memories, haunt YouTube for old clips, and stay young at heart, dear br0ccoli!

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Pelvispresley 8

If I were you I would sleep with one eye open...

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PrincessPesa 20

Damn. If I'd have known you'd already warned OP about the one eye open thing, I would have recommended a different orifice or something. One ear open, perhaps. And your comment is right above mine! Rats. Foiled again.

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