By Scared - 05/06/2012 00:54 - United States - Arlington

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 659
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Same thing different taste

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the_anti_hipster 7

Sounds like your mom's off her meds again...

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Ninjasaurus18 9

I would love it if my mom did that.

Anybody else notice how many people with profile pictures of cats or usernames about cats commented on this post?

OP my advice to u is to monitor ur mom's moves, maybe she's building some sort of a mass destruction machine LOL :P

What are we going to do tonight brain... Take over the world.

Better get a big dog now, while you can. The first think Emperor Kitty I will do is outlaw all dogs. Second order of business - enslave all humans.

jaredofmo 22

My cat is always plotting world domination. Your mom is obviously trying to ally herself to the cause. However, no need to worry as cats are too lazy to move forward with their plans.

Cats are already starting their world domination plan. They've already taken over the internet. And they already have human slaves to feed them and scoop their litter boxes. I'd say they're well on their way. Speaking of which, I have to go feed my kitty overlord right now.

Aspen_Grace33 27

You should probably try to get in good with her then.