By Scared - 05/06/2012 00:54 - United States - Arlington

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML
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the_anti_hipster 7

Sounds like your mom's off her meds again...

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Unbweavable 17

Can you say creeeeeepyyyyy

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misterbufford 1

She's right.

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lordlekal 17

Hmm sounds like me and my cats have competition. MUAHAHAHAH! Good thing we out number them.

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NoReservations 9

"What are we going to do tonight?" "Why, we're going to take over the world Pinky.." My boyfriend always does that when he asks me what I plan to do for the day.

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thefatman38 4

Sounds like your mom had a Dr Evil Mr Bigglesworth moment there, her pinky up to corner of her mouth?

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oneleggedbeauty 0

The men with white suits are on their way

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aJaguarinRed 9

The dark side awaits, OP... Join your mother and rule all at her side! Your mom and the cat will be like Palpy and Vader. You can be Boba Fett.

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bournefml 0

I say that all the time to mess with people

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Harpy20 24

Does the door to her room lock from the outside?

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