By Scared - 05/06/2012 00:54 - United States - Arlington

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML
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the_anti_hipster 7

Sounds like your mom's off her meds again...

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brittanyjoann3 6

I thought it was funny.. Haha

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RS795 8

This sounds EXACTLY like my sister. I've seen her doing this.

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reimichele 8

You should just go ahead and practice total submission now OP. When they rule, they'll need to keep some people alive. Might as well secure your place in that few. :3

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wayfan 5

"So, Mistress, what are we going to do tonight?" ;)

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Juiceb0x2012 0

What is your mom smoking? I want to of it. Please and thank you. :D

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CailynDena 2

Did she see you???? Awkward...

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betteryouthanmee 3

Don't be fooled because your mom's the one talking. The cat is obviously the mastermind behind it all.

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_wraith 15

What's wrong with talking to your cat?

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