By InAnAwkwardSituation - 25/08/2011 05:26 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my new college roommate holding his cock. He said "Hi I'm Jeffrey, and this is Jeffrey junior" while directing attention towards his penis. It's going to be a long semester. FML
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NOWAYJOSE 14

Well, make friends with both of them!

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every1luvsvag 10

Whip out your dick and yell, "And this is Godzilla Junior, bitch!"

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leadman1989 15

Asian people running away... GOZILLA!!!!

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stevieb123 7

Well idk what to say but I thank u need a new room

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talktomandybaby 8

Think* you* Did you not learn how to spell? We aren't in kindergarden.

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Tidus0 17

Could be worse. Could be in a hotel of a casino an have a creepy old dude ask if the ring in your dick hurt. I always thought toilet etiquette was don't look down and if you do don't open your mouth :/

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woodrow68oo 2

Personal experience??

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ben9694 0

Dude you know that's funny though. Don't deny it

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creedaddict 9

Did u shake it lol

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Deathhound 27

Haha, I would have laughed about that! :P

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stormchaser24 24

Kick Jeffery Jr out or tell your DA that the room has 2 " people" in it already.

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