By FuckMyEyes - 26/12/2012 01:49 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I walked in on my sister plucking her nipples. A shame I didn't get a big fuck-off bottle of brain bleach for Christmas. FML
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climbthoserocks 6

maybe we should knock next time...

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nothing92x 13

What has been seen, cannot be unseen.

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NothernNightmare 18

Err... Exotic. Yes, let us describe such a horror as hairy nipples as "exotic".

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Enslaved 36

I am not hairy at all but I've plucked the two or three teeny tiny hairs that have grown there. Every girl look down your blouse and see what I'm talking about and then slowly spell A T T I C. . .

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Epikouros 31

What does Anne Frank have to do with this? I don't think she was keen on plucking hairs; I remember reading she bleached her lip hair instead of shaving it.

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GothickNihilist 15

That is why I always bring my own brain bleach. Why you may ask? It's because life sucks and then you die.

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virajjjj 7

Well believe it or not, next time she will learn to do all worst things while shutting the door off

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LuckBeNimble 19

but doors can be so easily turned back on. wait what...?

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CharresBarkrey 15

Holy shit I actually laughed out loud.

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destroyu 8

That is terrible you could wash your brain out with soap

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SoSickWithIt 14

I wish I could grow nipple hair, at least my chest would look full? Rather than patches.

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