Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my sister plucking her nipples. A shame... - FML

By FuckMyEyes - 26/12/2012 01:49 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I walked in on my sister plucking her nipples. A shame I didn't get a big fuck-off bottle of brain bleach for Christmas. FML

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By future brain bleach addict - 02/05/2013 23:54 - Canada - Victoria

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Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2016 04:36 - United States - Bloomfield

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Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 19:12

Today, my sister gave me a early Christmas present. It's lice. FML

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By Taylor - 23/02/2011 02:51 - United States

Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 11:46 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML

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By oliverP123 - 22/07/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2016 12:00 - United States - Montgomery

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Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 05:40 - United States - Latonia

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Today, I walked in on my 13-year-old sister cutting her pubic hair with scissors. After a long talk about what on earth she was doing, she confessed to doing it so her boyfriend could find her clitoris. FML

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By quadropheniac - 09/06/2009 16:18 - United States

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Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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Top comments

climbthoserocks 6

Wednesday 26 December 2012 5:34

maybe we should knock next time...

ladiesman219 4

Wednesday 26 December 2012 5:24

That's going to be awkward in the morning

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viomartyr 4

Wednesday 26 December 2012 23:56

Chris Griffin, is that you?

m3lyc 18

Thursday 27 December 2012 1:31

LMAO! I nearly passed out laughing at that comment, especially been such a fan of Family Guy.

flugiboogee 9

Thursday 27 December 2012 1:00

Username is fantastic hahahaha

awesomeman10 6

Friday 28 December 2012 9:10

I think i died reading all these comments ^^^ ahahaha

xmaximusx 12

Friday 28 December 2012 23:40

Next time take some pictures for the rest of us

dansco 24

Saturday 29 December 2012 8:11

Simply knocking would have worked just as well!

janro72 10

Sunday 30 December 2012 4:33

you should know that she didn't get them all and that her boyfriend told her while having sex. Oh, and that he really loves her now that they've done it.

ben10jammin 3

Sunday 6 January 2013 1:09

For Christmas get here body wAxing

venom1576 3

Sunday 6 January 2013 9:43

Pics or I didn't happen...

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