By Username - 04/08/2010 05:18 - France

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML
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zomgabug 0

The bed bugs ate it up. :O

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Jimboom 11

I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you but it left you. It just couldn't stand the constant abuse you gave it. At first it stayed because you cared for it, sometimes even changed the sheets. But lately you do such unspeakable things to it and don't even have the common decency to wipe off your love seed off the bed. You just leave it there to stain... some some stains never go away. So in the end you left it no choice but to leave you. It is in a better place now in a home that cares for it. So please don't try find the bed. It's with me now and it never wants to see you again.

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Heaven_At_Night 0

Ha, yes! I was just thinking of dat! Hey OP, at least dey didn't drug u up, take u too, n den forgot about it.

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alicianoar 7

yaaay someone else is awesome enough to think that :)

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StrickenAza34 4

I really hope OP doesn't have kids... Or statues in the garden... Either that or they have AWESOME, funny friends...

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xXCherrryBombXx 6

I was thinking jersey shore ... (; they put the bed on the porch.. check there op

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onelove222 0

origanal.................. pussy : D

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msshaye 0

c-c-c-c-combo breaker.... it means original poster

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westsidewhite 0

it ran away because it can't handle the constant rocking at night from you jacking off/fisting!

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The_Fonz_fml 0

or be like a turtle only instead of a shell they tie the bed to there back

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westsidewhite 0

OP is short for OPIYMM which means overlysized penis in your moms mouth like gushers!

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the_boob 0

for some reason, I now have a major urge to watch The Hangover.

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Jimboom 11

I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you but it left you. It just couldn't stand the constant abuse you gave it. At first it stayed because you cared for it, sometimes even changed the sheets. But lately you do such unspeakable things to it and don't even have the common decency to wipe off your love seed off the bed. You just leave it there to stain... some some stains never go away. So in the end you left it no choice but to leave you. It is in a better place now in a home that cares for it. So please don't try find the bed. It's with me now and it never wants to see you again.

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cyked 0

Actually, beds crave the stains from love seed. They live for it.

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Jimboom 11

Sounds like you have "conditioned" all your beds there to either love the seed or at least just tell you so you will stop beating them. ;-)

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