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By Username - 04/08/2010 05:18 - France

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

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Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML

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By stupid - 07/07/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, I lost my cell phone. Since I sleep on the couch, I started looking through the cushions. I didn't find my phone, but after 6 months of uncomfortably sleeping on the couch, I find out I'm sleeping on top of a pull out bed. FML

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By ayye_its_nikki - 19/12/2012 05:07 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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zomgabug 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 12:06

The bed bugs ate it up. :O

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 4 August 2010 12:41

I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you but it left you. It just couldn't stand the constant abuse you gave it. At first it stayed because you cared for it, sometimes even changed the sheets. But lately you do such unspeakable things to it and don't even have the common decency to wipe off your love seed off the bed. You just leave it there to stain... some some stains never go away. So in the end you left it no choice but to leave you. It is in a better place now in a home that cares for it. So please don't try find the bed. It's with me now and it never wants to see you again.

Comments

mrmaks18 7

Thursday 5 August 2010 6:53

wait let me look under my bed? no not here write down a description so I'll keep looking and I will let you know when I find it and keep your next one wv you at all times so you don't loose it

rimouski 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 7:27

skroal... why do you always do that?

MitchN 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 8:55

Fk I knew my rooms on the second floor!

wzabel0926 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 10:08

this FML made my day lol bahahahahaha

marinelli96 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 13:10

check the roof like in the hangover

reddwarf_fml 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 13:51

mommy and daddy trying to tell u something. MOBE!!!! lol

ForTheMotherland 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 19:38

ROFLMFAO xDDDDDDDD WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN...

laura99337 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 20:30

I have actually had that happen before!!! Found it in the shed in the back of the house....my roomate got mad cause I was leaving and put it in there....people are crazy