By FootInMouth - 01/10/2009 13:19 - Australia

Today, I walked into my brother's house to see him unshaven and still in pyjamas eating ice-cream straight from the tub. I said jokingly, "You're lucky you have your wife, no one else could love you." His wife had just told him she was leaving him for her orthodontist. FML
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So_Yeah 0

OP, mhm, actually. Me and my brothers joke around like that all the time, we're close enough to mess with each other and not let it bother us. And his wife (uhm, soon to be ex), I always thought, was one of the sweetest people in the world, so I never expected this. Yus, my foot is firmly in my mouth, and Imma leave it there a while so I don't say anything else stupid any time soon -.-

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X_totallysucks_X 0

How is this an FYL? Poor guy ... FHL ...

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So_Yeah 0

OP, mhm, actually. Me and my brothers joke around like that all the time, we're close enough to mess with each other and not let it bother us. And his wife (uhm, soon to be ex), I always thought, was one of the sweetest people in the world, so I never expected this. Yus, my foot is firmly in my mouth, and Imma leave it there a while so I don't say anything else stupid any time soon -.-

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hornetchik 0

How the **** is it her fault??? If she wasn't told, how was she supposed to know???!!!!!!!

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frozen_tundra 0

wasn't that the plot to the first episode of that one show that was on this summer?? Royal Pains? If real, I don't think it's a YDI, but more of a FHL

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JmfDiver 0

Sounds to me like she was acting like...a normal sibling??? FYL and FHL. You said what any other sibling would've said.

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redbluegreen 40

There are adults who have braces. And young married couples do exist.

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lets_be_ian 5

that is a farce... no one ever gets married or has issues with their teeth, you should know better.

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Gruffy 0

I couldn't call this an FML...He's the one that caught the shyt end of this conversation.... so, you were embarrased, in front of your own brother....He just lost his wife and had his sister throw it in his face...where's HIS FML?

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