By WellGroomed - 23/10/2015 01:19 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I walked into my living room to find my housemate sitting on the couch, bollock naked, trimming his pubes with scissors. He's surprised I have an issue with this. FML
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This was actually a few years ago when I was living in Dublin. Never seen that movie so they could well have plagiarised the idea from me! Another classic from this guy: With my toothbrush in his mouth-"you're not one of those people who cares when someone uses their toothbrush are you?" FML

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A07 48

"Since you're already here, help a bro out?"

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shelby_franklin 16

I do this all the time

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tiger820 20

I hope he vacuumed when he was finished!

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ThrottleJockey 35

Here just didn't hear you correctly when you told him the living room was a public place. You really should learn to clearly enunciate your "L's" when you speak.

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samlovesham1234 9

Time to get a new couch. Seriously, that's digusting! Hasn't he heard of a bathtub for that?!

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HollyQuinn 21

This is why living with people is so annoying, they always have shitty habits -_-

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Scorpio01 16

Of course it's wrong... Who trims pubes with scissors?

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