Miscellaneous: Today, I walked into my roommate's room to ask him a question,...

By notestojenn - 05/07/2012 02:55 - United States - Manchester

Today, I walked into my roommate's room to ask him a question, only to see a pitcher with over a pint of urine in it sitting on his bookcase. This is at least the fifth conversation in a year I've had with him about not peeing in containers in his room. FML

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You deserved it 2 106

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2016 20:57 - United States - Valley Stream

Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML

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By gold3nshow3r - 09/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML

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You deserved it 436

By Anonymousse - 13/11/2015 12:34 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my roommate came home after a night of heavy drinking and started urinating on my bed. When I confronted him, he just slurred, "Sorry, thought it was my bed." FML

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By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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You deserved it 4 011

Hangover time

By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML

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By anon - 23/03/2011 04:56

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

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You deserved it 3 934

Drugs are bad

By Mike Capobianco - 22/08/2021 02:01

Today, I came home to to find my roommate spinning on a computer chair, shitting everywhere. He'd taken Peyote. Now the whole place smells of poop. FML

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Kinky.

By Domo731 - 05/11/2017 13:00 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I drank from a soda can that was on my floor. Unfortunately, it was my boyfriend’s pee. He was too lazy to go to the bathroom. FML

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By crankg - 21/10/2011 04:57 - United States

Today, my roomie had guests over. I didn't feel like socializing, but I really had to piss. So I pissed in the plant in my room, spilled half of it, mopped it up with an old shirt, and went to bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 15:36 - United States

Today, I found a cup full of urine in the bathtub. No one in my family knows where it came from. This is the second time it's happened. FML

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Maggey 19

Thursday 5 July 2012 9:10

The sixth conversation is when it's time to dump the pitcher on him while he sleeps.

trollcrusher 17

Thursday 5 July 2012 9:09

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Comments

HannahLouise96 13

Thursday 5 July 2012 9:49

At least he doesn't piss in the bathroom sink.

LadyGore 12

Thursday 5 July 2012 9:55

One word: Unhygienic.

lacrosseplaya 13

Thursday 5 July 2012 9:56

No comments about Bear Grylls yet?

TheJester12 15

Thursday 5 July 2012 9:58

wow looks like urine for some trouble . don't piss him off too bad when you tell him off, make sure to work in compliments into your stream of conversation , keep the flow steady between praise and criticism.

Michele2luv 8

Thursday 5 July 2012 10:18

Well done jester, well done :)

dude1122332 9

Thursday 5 July 2012 11:02

I agree. Well played. *applauds*

Alastrina_fml 20

Thursday 5 July 2012 10:12

That is majorly GROSS!!!

Herculesninja27 5

Thursday 5 July 2012 10:32

You know there's actually plenty of uses for urine he might want to water his plants maybe since it does actually contain the actual nutrients a plant needs to grow or maybe he just wants to make ammonia...

JoeRogansBEARD 15

Thursday 5 July 2012 11:07

I read that rubbing your urine on your face reduces acne problems, maybe that's why he has it

Herculesninja27 5

Thursday 5 July 2012 19:53

Lmao yeah thats true too

SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 5 July 2012 10:34

He's just stocking up on piss. He wouldn't want to disappoint Bear Grylls.

UsernameInCanada 7

Thursday 5 July 2012 10:36

If he is your ROOMmate, then why is it his room you walked into? You could have your own bedrooms, but roommates, refers to ROOMS!

doodlecloud 26

Thursday 5 July 2012 10:37

I actually know someone who's dad has done this like all his life...it always mega creeped me out but their family were just used to it. Guess it's just different strokes for different folks...