Intimacy: Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning...

By quadropheniac - 09/06/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2019 18:00 - United States

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2017 22:00 - United States - Littleton

Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2016 14:34 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML

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By clean - 16/09/2013 07:51 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2016 01:40 - United States - Walnut

Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2022 00:01

Today, I found out my younger sister is too cheap to buy her own sex toys, so she has been borrowing mine. I clean mine thoroughly after use but apparently she just puts them back in the box after she’s done, while they’re still wet. Not gonna lie, I threw up a little after she'd admitted it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2020 20:00

Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML

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By suppressinggags - 18/03/2016 19:45 - United States - Kennett

Today, I found out that my stepsister loves sticking random household objects in her ear in an attempt to collect ear wax. I found out when I walked in on her trying to pick all the wax out of the bristles of my toothbrush. FML

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ohhfudge 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:23

thats ******* disgusting. fyl

badaboom_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:24

ew. lets hope that was the first time.

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happygirl_fml 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 1:11

i feel like this is fake.

ogloc 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 1:14

Your toothbrush will smell like fish now.

cers123 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 4:15

aha. fishie smell!

Phlecks 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 1:17

I just barfed in my mouth and then on my barf.

wowfmlife 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 1:17

xo_emily_xo i said SUPPOSEDLY i am by no means a Jesus freak, thanks

eggnogg 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 1:18

#118 doesnt know what he's talking about, he said #119 was stupid and 119 hadnt gone yet, whos stupid now!?

elemandem 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 1:21

#119 & 120- we all start out as females, actually... if there is testosterone, the ovaries become testicals...

ohhboyy 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 1:27

Talia070 & ohhhhshizzz get the **** off of here. what are you both 9 year old little bitches? holy shit

buddy51 23

Wednesday 10 June 2009 1:35

#64- ohh baby, you're cute when your ranting!! Wanna go out?

dwights 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 1:37

19 and 31, i already have! Bahzing! wait... your sister isnt an ug-oh is she?

xo_emily_xo 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 1:38

128, I am in college. I think I know what I'm talking about *cough* dumbass!! And lmfao #130. Do YOU wanna go out?? haha

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