Intimacy: Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning... - FML

By quadropheniac - 09/06/2009 16:18 - United States

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Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

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Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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WTF are you doing?

By Anonymous - 27/11/2019 18:00 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2017 22:00 - United States - Littleton

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Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2016 14:34 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML

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By clean - 16/09/2013 07:51 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2016 01:40 - United States - Walnut

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Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2022 00:01

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Today, I found out my younger sister is too cheap to buy her own sex toys, so she has been borrowing mine. I clean mine thoroughly after use but apparently she just puts them back in the box after she’s done, while they’re still wet. Not gonna lie, I threw up a little after she'd admitted it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2020 20:00

Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML

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By suppressinggags - 18/03/2016 19:45 - United States - Kennett

Today, I found out that my stepsister loves sticking random household objects in her ear in an attempt to collect ear wax. I found out when I walked in on her trying to pick all the wax out of the bristles of my toothbrush. FML

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ohhfudge 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:23

thats ******* disgusting. fyl

badaboom_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:24

ew. lets hope that was the first time.

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falcon_paunch 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:30

What did she say?

wowfmlife 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:31

Don't you knock?

IambecomeRAWR 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:31

#10, epic win :P

nuclear 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:31

So this is the sequel to that famous toothbrush/vibrator/sister FML..

chloe27_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:33

Use her toothbrush to clean the toilet or something nasty like clean your area(idk if your a girl or guy lol) and i would suggest a new toothbrush and #1 words right outta my mouth

ohhboyy 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:33

ur sisters ******* gross who the hell would ever do that?! WHY DOES SHE NEED TO CLEAN IT.

kiltsaresexy 4

Monday 19 April 2010 4:03

Because if you don't clean it bacteria will form, and you could get an infection. Dumbass.

laxguy96 6

Thursday 17 March 2011 3:06

BLUE WAFFLE!!!!!

G0v3nat0r 7

Sunday 27 November 2011 6:50

I bet 343 knows this because he can't get a guy, so she knows all about vibrators

Claymason 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:33

Ew! EWW! That is beyond grim EW!

wbrycem 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:35

Shit on her vibrator, then wash it off with her toothbrush.

Nomad609 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:35

Whats with the toothbrush-sister-vibrator stories nowadays....

fmlcrycrycryfml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:36

OH MY GOD HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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