Intimacy: Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning... - FML

By quadropheniac - 09/06/2009 16:18 - United States

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Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

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Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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WTF are you doing?

By Anonymous - 27/11/2019 18:00 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2017 22:00 - United States - Littleton

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Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2016 14:34 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML

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By clean - 16/09/2013 07:51 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2016 01:40 - United States - Walnut

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Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2022 00:01

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Today, I found out my younger sister is too cheap to buy her own sex toys, so she has been borrowing mine. I clean mine thoroughly after use but apparently she just puts them back in the box after she’s done, while they’re still wet. Not gonna lie, I threw up a little after she'd admitted it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2020 20:00

Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML

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By suppressinggags - 18/03/2016 19:45 - United States - Kennett

Today, I found out that my stepsister loves sticking random household objects in her ear in an attempt to collect ear wax. I found out when I walked in on her trying to pick all the wax out of the bristles of my toothbrush. FML

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ohhfudge 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:23

thats ******* disgusting. fyl

badaboom_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:24

ew. lets hope that was the first time.

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rachie94 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:47

you have to wash it?!?!? opssss

eliz3 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:47

#26, of course you need to clean them. Its called hygiene. Also, that is revolting. However, revenge is sweet.

jaleb 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:47

omg ewww wtf

Zenma 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:48

#18 lol!

sdr_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:48

WHAT IS LOVE??????

jncwmnd 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:48

O_O ew...and ew to #10..and ew to anyone who agreed with #10... I'd agree with #14 FYL and your mouth >_

Ar3s 1

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:49

Sounds like second degree oral......................DAMN IT....GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD

Talia070 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:50

*sneeze* Oops, sorry I'm allergic to bullshit . heard this one twice before. you wouldn't need to clean your vibrator, really and if you did you'd just wipe it off.

that_was_so_awkw 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:51

HAHA. OMFG. ROFL, this is insanely hilarious.

TheMongoose333 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:53

So #49 you're saying then it's perfectly acceptable for a guy to just "wipe it off" after sex without bathing at all? If it's going in or around a vag it needs to be washed.

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