By Catscratch - 01/09/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML
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Intoxicunt 5

Leave him a note saying, "Hey, man, I left the door open and a rather large homosexual man came in. Careful. He's a bit TOO friendly," and have a huge guy come out of the corner right then.

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Gingerly 0

Are you retarded? Stray and Feral cats can be really mean, they'll attack the shit out of you if they feel threatened.

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suckmysarcasm 10

if it was me i would attack the cat back and when my roomate came back he'd be like what happen to the cat? id be like yeah he wasnt friendly, but i wasnt friendly either...(evil grin)..^_^

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Quet 0

lmfao I wish I could make that happen.

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hateevryone 14

that sucks. i would find a broom and beat it

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Killn4Laughs 0

After seeing alot of "adopt a cat" commercials-I was about to..now I don't want to lol

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YesyDidWhat 0

Is your friend an idiot or something?!

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gators1995 30

Your username is cool and I love that show!!!

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thatguynamedsky 32

if somehow its still there 5 years later grab it by the scruff behind its neck and throw it outside

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