Work: Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted...

By Anonymous - 10/06/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML

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By babygirllxo - 13/07/2010 18:28 - Canada

Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML

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By KN - 25/06/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2023 20:00 - United States

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By cachucy - 18/03/2012 15:04 - United States - Geneva

Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML

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By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML

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By Worst Way To Get Promoted - 25/09/2019 16:00

Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML

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fixxxers01_fml 0

Friday 11 June 2010 1:13

you're asking for it by trying to date the boss's kid....anyone have an example of that working out? ever?

kalopadi 0

Friday 11 June 2010 1:08

o that's ok! ha ha I bet that was funny

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PhillyFox 0

Friday 25 June 2010 23:37

WTF is a sexy walk? Nevermind, I don't want to know. I don't think I could take the stupid.

SANNIEPANTS 0

Friday 9 July 2010 5:35

hahahahaha.

Djosef_fml 0

Monday 19 July 2010 13:53

''...I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk"....'' YDI. OP, you're doing it wrong. You're supposed to have a crush on your boss' son, not to crush your boss' desk.

jskibabe22 4

Tuesday 2 November 2010 15:43

u have a sexy walk???? my walk is always sexy

shaaayyee 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 5:51

...your sexy walk?

iLoveUnicornss 6

Saturday 30 July 2011 6:52

I love your sexy walk!

hurrican_fml 0

Monday 4 June 2012 20:37

At least you got some attentoin

cartedor 18

Sunday 17 February 2013 1:57

Man I wish youtube has the cctv footage of this

Sir_Swaggington 6

Monday 18 March 2013 23:14

I'm willing to bet that OP's sexy walk (when she doesn't topple over), is completely stupid looking and totally laughable or she looks like a prostitute lol.