By jess - 15/02/2012 17:47 - United States

Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML
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4Legend 0

Well I'd come out to watch too, I mean who do those worms think they are!? The nerve...

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incognito1520 20

Am I the only one who pictured the mom in a robe and curlers while smoking? It makes her seem even crazier if you do.

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RhylinnMarie88 0

That's when you know it's time to pour out the tequila.

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sweetdreams20 0

There is never a time to pour out tequila.

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McMan 23

******* hoodlum worms, thinking they can just squirm around like they own the place.

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jaredofmo 22

There's only one thing to do now... Lock her outside.

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awwwyeah_png 4

Looking at your picture you should have higher standards for cuteness! ;)

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awwwyeah_png 4

Looking at your picture you should have higher standards for cute... ;)

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maphineRAWRS 10

...does that-is tha-do you-compliment? Hahaha wuuuut

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Is your mum married to the man who goes outside in his underwear and burns ants while screaming "DIE BITCHES, DIE" or something like that?

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Teabubbles 8

Hahha I remember that FML! I wonder if she is XDD

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awwwyeah_png 4

Does your mom do anything similar over PC worms? Does she yell back at spam and wonder why she gets more daily spam every week?

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potentiumknight 0

lmao! that's something my girlfriend would do, although I'd probably be right there with her

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perdix 29

You had to know that our private property rights were going to go to hell now that we've become a Kenyan Muslim Socialist Republic. FOX News predicted this!

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