By Aaron - 14/05/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 142
You deserved it 3 732

Same thing different taste

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umm, #1, he'd spend it on junk food because he's a college student who needs to eat? and mcdonald's was the cheapest option available? (aat least, that's what i'm presuming). maybe there's nothing left in the fridge?

>>#1 Because it's the only food they can afford with $7, duh. Assuming homemade is out of the picture, of course.

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stop complaining! not only could it have been MUCH worse (get ur wallet/credit card/$ stolen) but it wasnt even GOOD food lol

Aristai 0

Only McDonalds... Not exactly a loss. If anything you came out on top with that one.

why is that bad? why the hell is this a fmylife?! they stole ur crap that u spent 7 dollors on! why is that bad?!?!?!?!?

cprompt 0

Today, I tried to mug some college student but he told me he didn't have any money. I stole his food. FML

no from my experience most MLIAers are teenage girls who are making shit up to get posts on the Internet, not McTheives

Why would anyone deserve to be mugged? Who the hell votes YDI for these kinds of things?

ZiggyMorrison 0

#26 EAXCTLY Stop saying it could have been worse I'm sick of everyone reducing peoples FMLs saying there not ones yeah I know there are ones like the one about the girl getting three calls her fiance wanting his ring back etc... but that doesnt make this any less of an FML so shut the **** up

countryb_cth 38

Thank you, finally some one said it. It's so annoying reading comments that say "how the hell is this an FML nothing bad even happened." Just because worse things happen doesn't mean it's not an FML. This site isn't for tragic things happening to people, no its for funny every day crappyness that just happens.

FYL, that's harsh. But, be grateful that they didn't just shoot you like they will in rougher parts of the country.

com on spending last 7 dollars on junk food isnt THT bad. i feel u lol. but anyways tht really sucks.

0_X 0

lol. this is really funny. I hope you at least had some of your food.

I2OI3 0

So you're feeling pretty down, no more money, just got mugged. Whatever you do, resist the temptation to start prostituting yourself - those Big Macs are tasty, but believe me it's just not worth it. I know a guy, well I knew a guy, let's just say some things are better left unsaid.