Miscellaneous: Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars...

By Aaron - 14/05/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML

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You deserved it 3 732

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By macguy - 20/10/2016 14:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML

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By HungryGirl - 24/10/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML

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You deserved it 9 798

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By ulring - 12/02/2012 00:53 - United States

Today, I walked all the way across campus to eat the first meal I've had all day. After waiting for my food in a congested line for 30 minutes, I got to the register to pay. Turns out my wallet was a twenty minute walk away, back in my apartment. FML

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You deserved it 7 523

By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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You deserved it 3 573

By pplsuck - 25/09/2012 23:57 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML

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You deserved it 2 779

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By Anon - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML

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You deserved it 2 828

By Jesse - 22/06/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML

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You deserved it 85 368

By chilegrande - 01/03/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, I was mugged while on my way to the bookstore. I'd saved up for months to make a mega-purchase of study materials for my major, only for it to be taken away in a few seconds by some lowlife thug. FML

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You deserved it 4 555

By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 3 684

By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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You deserved it 3 719

itsnotfair 0

Friday 15 May 2009 10:26

umm, #1, he'd spend it on junk food because he's a college student who needs to eat? and mcdonald's was the cheapest option available? (aat least, that's what i'm presuming). maybe there's nothing left in the fridge?

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 10:27

>>#1 Because it's the only food they can afford with $7, duh. Assuming homemade is out of the picture, of course.

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may_cause_fail 0

Friday 15 May 2009 18:52

If it takes you $7 to get a meal at McDonald's, you're probably doing it wrong.

UncleverName_FYL 0

Friday 15 May 2009 19:02

For all you people saying why did he spend his last 7$ on junk food or McDonald's stfu, its a little thing called college you might want to try it sometime. i spent the last 5$ i had at McDonald's too, so i feel his pain and then he goes and gets mugged. Thats just sad FYL man :(

piguy314 0

Friday 15 May 2009 19:10

Wow that sucks man

liveitlearnit 0

Friday 15 May 2009 19:26

#52, shut your mouth. Skin color has nothing to do with people being shit.

exile529 0

Friday 15 May 2009 19:17

hahaha, no food for you =)

Tsukasa_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 19:56

I dunno what's worse, that you bought "food" at McDonalds, or that they stole it. Even if you're nearly broke there are better cheap meals out there.

kellster 2

Friday 15 May 2009 21:05

That really sucks. :( I've been that poor, I totally feel your pain!

omg009 0

Friday 15 May 2009 21:31

Ouch, id cry, i hate being poor and if the last of my money went towards food losing that would be even worse

prttyyngthng 0

Friday 15 May 2009 21:56

#6 ROTFLMBAO! Man, I love that movie... lol oh, and to whoever asked why he'd spend his last money on McDonald's... man... McDonald's and Little Caesar's $5 pizzas are a college students best friend... seriously. Those and Top Ramen, Easy Mac, and cereal...