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awww poor girl. next time go simple, no music and keep the roses in a vase.
That's y u dont plan it out!! U just gotta let it happen when the times right
Pop culture makes the first time super important, but in reality it kind of sucks. It's short, boring, awkward, and you're sore afterward (if it lasted).
Agreed. It only gets better with practice. It's exciting because it's a first time, but honestly... there's really not that much to it.
Don't you worry, shit happens! Try again and it'll go better
That's sweet, well... if it weren't for the cd skipping, the ants and the not getting it up part :/
probably couldn't get it up because all of the ants up in his butt.
Just show your ****
Don't worry OP- the first time is never perfect!
It levers better. Stop staging the act and just do it.
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Sheesh - poor guy was under so much pressure, what with trying to replicate every cliched movie ever made 'n all, no wonder he choked!
Rose petals? Somebody's read a few too many romance novels. At least you didn't have a Twilight fantasy.... **** that shit.