Miscellaneous: Today, I wanted to prank my roommate. So, I thought it would...

By Karmaisabitch - 18/05/2012 06:07 - United States - Boulder

Today, I wanted to prank my roommate. So, I thought it would be funny to take all the toilet paper out of our bathroom. She thought it would be funny to wipe with my cashmere sweater. FML

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By flying solo - 28/01/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML

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By poop towel - 15/09/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML

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By dzisfml - 14/02/2010 08:42 - Canada

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to rub Tabasco sauce on my household toilet paper. FML

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By jester777 - 22/01/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML

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By tmrwsmggls - 16/11/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML

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By issy - 21/09/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML

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By peteswentzbass - 26/01/2013 17:18 - Netherlands - Nuenen

Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2011 23:15 - France

Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 04:00

Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML

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ninjaniki 0

Friday 18 May 2012 11:47

I thought wiping with your sweater was funny too actually

nicesprites 4

Friday 18 May 2012 11:48

Can't say you didn't ask for it.

Comments

hhart90207 0

Friday 18 May 2012 12:08

ydi for leaving your sweater in the bathroom!

p3mguin 7

Friday 18 May 2012 13:14

Yeah I don't think she deserves it what so ever for the prank. But for leaving the sweater. God people a prank is a prank, jeez.

loccsta83 5

Friday 18 May 2012 12:10

Yup she knew what you did so u deserve it .

reddudeover 2

Friday 18 May 2012 17:12

17 - How do we know the roomate knew? Some people are just gross.

PrincessPesa 20

Friday 18 May 2012 12:10

You deeeeeeeply deserved this. Are you new to playing pranks or living with others or...?! There are no excuses for this fool-assery of yours. Start shopping at secondhand stores and save yourself the anguish of further poop-badges on prized clothing items, Ditzy McGee!

GoldenGrizzly 7

Friday 18 May 2012 22:05

If i pay to live somewhere, the person I am living with better not be pulling pranks on me. I don't tolerate pranks with friends (unless they know my limits). I don't like them even if they are in good fun. It is disgusting to take the toilet paper away.