Intimacy: Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken...

By Anonymous - 07/11/2009 16:24 - United States

Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2021 20:00

Today, for the second week in a row, I woke up to the sound of my awful upstairs neighbors having sex between the hours of 1 and 3 AM. Their bed is so noisy, and earplugs barely help. At this point, based on the rhythm of their bed squeaking, I can tell when they're about to finish, and I hate it. FML

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Keep it down

By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 07:00

Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML

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Frustrated

By skipper - 12/02/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML

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By lunarboy - 17/02/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

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By shadowsorel - 30/08/2012 20:34 - United States - Chicago

Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML

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Zzzzzzzz

By turnedintoinsomniac - 21/01/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML

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By Arizonagirl - 06/11/2016 07:31 - United States

Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML

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You deserved it 840

By IMAWAKE - 17/03/2014 19:07 - United States - Romulus

Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML

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Vicariously

By Cate - 05/11/2009 10:25 - Australia

Today, I've had no sleep. Why? Because my housemate has a new girlfriend and the walls are too thin. After round three of them shagging, I was exhausted from holding my breath each time the new girlfriend screamed. I also realised that was the closest I'd been to sex in months. FML

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Great help

By got got - 30/01/2020 14:00

Today, I just moved in with my friend and had my brother help with the move. Later that night both my brother and my friend wouldn't let me sleep because of how loud the sex was. FML

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perdix 29

Saturday 7 November 2009 20:16

A good three-way would have helped to smoothen out that week.

wozer 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 22:36

sounds like her roommate had it pretty rough too

Comments

FlaminYawn 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 0:31

I remember waking my roommate/sister up cuz I was ****** this girl and she was screamin bloody murder, but she had 24 orgasms so I guess it didn't hurt too much...

omghehehe 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 4:29

LOL 24!!!!!! No way. Not even on any girl's best day!! Within a week, i believe ;) Honestly OP, why didn't u pound on her door and tell them to shut the hell up?

xerbrus 14

Saturday 11 January 2014 23:58

I've seen it some girls are very sensitive and some guys know what they are doing i apologize you've never found one

kravitzz1990 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 0:57

GET OVER IT!!! boo hoo

kindness 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 4:10

ok yeah that sucks. but... you probably should have banged on the door til she shut the hell up. you didn't have to lie there and deal with it.

possesed0ne 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 7:37

-fap- -fap- -fap- -fap-...oooohhh!!!! -splat-

Ninjaface 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 8:36

Hey, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

FlaminYawn 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 15:16

No she wasn't faking, she was just hypersexual, they exist...24 isn't a lot compared to the record which is like 150, look it up. My second most was 16, so the 24 was a one night extreme, not a reoccurance...all girls are different, I spent 5 hours just to give a girl 1 before, it's an ego thing, I can't stand for a girl not to get off, girls talk.