Health: Today, I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn't realize...

By yellowjacket_34 - 13/11/2009 17:47 - United States

Today, I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn't realize that the projector was still on while I was searching the Internet. They watched me google "chronic itchy anus". FML

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By bowels from hell - 11/03/2022 15:01 - United States

Today, I have a condition that when I get nervous, I get horrible diarrhea. I was taking an online math test worth a huge portion of my grade when I felt the rumble. Turning off the camera is an automatic fail, so I had to take my laptop to the bathroom with me. The teacher kicked me out of class. FML

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By loserface - 23/02/2009 22:50 - United States

Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML

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By atterz123 - 12/02/2009 13:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML

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By tenniemo - 10/08/2019 14:00

Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML

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Friday 13 November 2009 23:23

I really, really tried to come up with something clever and witty to say here, but nothing's coming. The only thing I can do is shake my head. FYL, as well as the lives of your students. What an odd image to have of your TA.

imperfectclarity 0

Friday 13 November 2009 23:26

Wipe yourself better after going to the bathroom. Then you won't itch as much.

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Avenging_Angel 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 6:45

Hopefully the class thought it was a joke and you were able to play it off that way. Wait, what am I saying... This is an FML for a reason.

blastvortex 3

Saturday 14 November 2009 9:39

You failed to mention that the test was on astrology, correct? [cue commentary on Uranus] =p

FAKEstfu 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 9:48

:D it is 3:49am and my day has been made!

cafecat 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 10:11

It sounds gross, but your itching is possibly due to pinworms. There are other possibilities. Even though it takes guts, don't be afraid to just be up front with a doctor and ask about it. In the meantime, WebMD's symptom checker is usually helpful too.