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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML

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By NothowIimaginedmyday - 03/10/2015 04:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML

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By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2016 02:38

Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By CJ - 12/08/2016 01:02 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/05/2019 12:00

Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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antbait11 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:05

at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door

Jaywin 3

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:02

Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.

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Ar3s 1

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:09

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morthug 11

Wednesday 8 February 2012 21:57

Girls shouldn't have to shave. It's demeaning to them and it's meant to be there for protection.

tisvana20 6

Wednesday 12 September 2012 22:26

It's not demeaning, it's taking care of a vestigial problem. It has no purpose anymore unless you live in a cold region. Pubic hair can become a larger problem than what it's trying to solve in a temperate to warm region.

coolkitty154 11

Wednesday 8 May 2013 2:34

Cold region? Are you an idiot? Do you really think that pubic hair is only there to keep our privates warm? Oh please, go learn some anatomy.

sulitak 27

Saturday 18 May 2013 2:41

yeah... only for cold. THAT's it...totally. seriously. so much more can happen while shaving, including razor burns and cuts (or even minor little tugs at the hair) that leave open wounds. which, in case you don't know, can lead to infections. and no one wants to see an infected crotch. granted, I'm also of the mindset that my husband doesn't need to shave either. so I'm not a hypocrite

Trebek 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:09

Tape a pair of scissors at crotch level to his door, pointing outwards.

leero 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:10

that's sort of hilarious. and #12 took what i was going to say... hahaha

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Thursday 11 June 2009 20:12

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Saturday 24 November 2012 1:44

If you don't like it, then go moderate them yourself!

Katzilla_dances 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:12

Make him trim too then.

rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Monday 16 September 2019 17:48

"you first darling"

teebonehead 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:15

Well did you ?................sounds like that is next #5

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coloredwax 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:18

Except, #8, what if she keeps it trimmed but it's just not trimmed enough for him? FYL, your guy should appreciate your choices with your own damn body. Tape "enlargement" pills to the door with a note "Grow that tiny thang down under!"