By justme - 09/02/2010 18:20 - France

Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML
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saranottelling 7

I can already see almost every comments, "Why does your kid have access to your wallet and the toaster? YDI!!!!!111." Meanwhile, the OP's kid, a 35 year old, is eating Pop Tarts and playing Tetris inthe basement. He's thinking on doing something with his girlfriend later, Bertha. Bertha is a blow-up doll. He hides his parents medications so they can't kick him out. He also starves them by eating all the food they have. OP, f your life indeed.

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null_fml 11

What are you posting from, snick? iPhone? Mac? Linux? Certain posters have issues with the ampersand. Something (probably the FML app) doesn't translate it properly into "&".

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hershey098 0

this one time I had to take crap an then holy crap there's a chineese guy in my room run

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HeyItsWill12 0

LOL Stop Doop Doop and Roll!

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fogrunner 13

YDI for breeding. :)

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marquisallover 0

oh man FYL big time dude there's not much to say here most kids when they see your wallet they take the money out but hey your son decides let me drop it in the toaster and get the butter clearly he thought it was toast lol.

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