By Not_High - 23/03/2012 06:18 - Canada - White Rock

Today, I was accused of being high. Why? Because I was playing with a milk bottle. FML
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Not_High 9

For everyone wondering, there were multiple teachers who accused me. Then they proceeded to contact my parents on account of my 'strange behavior'

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tmaq973 7

Were you trying to make white stuff come out?

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yummylicious 5

I hate when people accuse others of being high, so freely, like it doesn't mean anything to them.

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perdix 29

So, you're admitting that you are moron when you are stone-cold sober?

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wlddog 14

I'm guilty of that. *shamfully raises hand*

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dabomb1463 0

Why would you play with a milk bottle?

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immaMonsta 8

Boredom would most likely explain that.

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dukie420 4

What's wrong with being high?

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indoorsy 3

Depending on who accused you, this could just be a MLIA moment.

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Birdie_Sage 0

Your fault for playing with a bottle of milk, do-do head!

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ADuckOnQuack_fml 0

If I'm not mistaken... The average person doesn't play with a bottle of milk. But on the other hand... Was it entertaining?

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SapphireKnight 2

Sexual frustration part 1!!! - playing with bottles

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