By lalala - 14/06/2011 10:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was arrested for carrying a dangerous weapon. I was on my way home from the shop where I'd bought a new kitchen knife. FML
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perdix 29

You shouldn't have been wearing your new hockey mask at the same time.

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ItWasAllWorthIt 0

Why did they suspect anything in the first place? Unless the knife was visible, & in that case, get a bag next time. Fyl.

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

I hate to ask. But what was all worth it? xD

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flighted 1

WHY DO GIRLS MAKE THAT FREAKIN FACE ???!!! ugh I'm sorry but I'm so passionate about this. it's the duck face evolved: still stupid as ****

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perdix 29

You shouldn't have been wearing your new hockey mask at the same time.

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anonymou5e 6

Comments like those are the reason I read FML's XD

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jellitonoctopus 19

haha! that's too funny.

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no65438 0

you should have put it in a bag or made it not visible. ydi.

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cgchamp89 7

Not a bad idea... OP is apparently lacking common sense though.

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lovinit5683 0

Shoud've put it in a case then in a bag from the store. Then you wouldn't have had the problem.

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hellogoodbye1996 6

I really love your picture

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cgchamp89 7

She better move... she's gonna get hit by a train!!!

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lovinit5683 0

I wouldn't be sitting there if a train was coming.. and thank you 50 (:

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MrXerxes5 6

YDI. if it was bagged or in a box/case they wouldn't have stopped you.

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flighted 1

yeah. they were probably waving it out the window, threatening everybody who looked at them.

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LolMoqz 10

You killed Kenny! You Bastard! D':

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flighted 1

Ohhh I see what you did there

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nmearayta 0

you didn't hear about the rouge chef that escaped from the insane asylum? now anyone wearing a chef hat or carrying a knife will have to be taken in.

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ThisGi 0

there has to be more to the story

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