By lalala - 14/06/2011 10:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was arrested for carrying a dangerous weapon. I was on my way home from the shop where I'd bought a new kitchen knife. FML
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perdix 29

You shouldn't have been wearing your new hockey mask at the same time.

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some1azn 0

Geez, were you wearing a white mask and a janitor's outfit too??? :

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ilikeemsmall 4

I still think it had something to do with the hockey mask.

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mandoalba 5

its because it is a fixed blade so it is considered a dangerous weapon and if u have it in your car you should have had it in the trunk so that way it is not in reach and not easy access to it

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daxter136 0

cops are so dumb and annoying now

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Key_Of_Awesome 1

cops arrest you now for the littlest stuff. I know it does look suspicious

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wrigglezeus 0

Your from London, what did you expect to happen while carrying a knife lol. Always hearing about knife crime in London on the news.

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bigmanj28 0

give them a reason to arrest uou

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Ugi 26

If you are not allowed to carry it home then the shop should not be allowed to sell it. Clearly that would be madness and pretty soon we would all be forced to make dinner with small pairs of round-ended scissors. I'm pretty sure knives have to be sold in heavy-duty packaging so you can't just whip the thing out and get all stabby with it. If it was still in that packaging then there should be no problem. If you had unpacked it and were messing around with it then obviously that's a totally different issue.

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geeksaresexy 18

That would be why the FML says 'United Kingdom (London)' underneath it. There is nothing wrong with the UK so grow up.

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jennabell86 0

Maybe you should have waited to put the Michael Myers mask on until you got home

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