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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 00:10 - United States

Today, I was asked to crawl through a sunroof because one of my coworkers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sunroof. To laughter. FML

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By TecheyTim - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Latham

Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By badhairday - 04/09/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows in my car. My hair started flying around and at one point it went out the sunroof. My friends thought it would be funny to close my hair in the sunroof. They laughed until they couldn't open it up again. It short-circuited. FML

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By .... - 17/04/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML

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By chevysprint - 28/02/2010 05:36 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML

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By GodDaughter - 20/09/2009 00:08 - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house so I texted my cousin to come over and help me get in. She came over, stood on a chair and lifted me through the smallest unlocked window possible. Sadly, this was my bathroom window and I ended up head-first into my toilet. FML

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By FailAtLife - 22/02/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at a restauraunt opening up. One manager hypothetically asked me why I should be hired. I said I was more efficient than most. I left to find I'd locked my keys in the car. It took all the managers to help me get my keys out. FML

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By KMilly - 01/05/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I rolled down the windows in my car. When I tried to roll up the passenger side window, it was stuck. Rain was coming so I freaked out and brought it to the dealership to get it fixed. The man pushed the child safety lock button and the entire garage erupted in laughter. FML

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By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

Monday 13 September 2010 9:25

You exited the badass way. Who needs doors?

redbluegreen 40

Monday 13 September 2010 9:33

Are you meaning to say that isn't the normal way to get in and out of a car? Man... Life just doesn't feel the same anymore.

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mackmillydilly 0

Monday 13 September 2010 9:31

Use that brain OP!

redbluegreen 40

Monday 13 September 2010 9:33

Are you meaning to say that isn't the normal way to get in and out of a car? Man... Life just doesn't feel the same anymore.

mackmillydilly 0

Monday 13 September 2010 9:34

lol!

Lulu714 0

Monday 13 September 2010 19:27

that comment made my day

yousodi 10

Monday 13 September 2010 9:35

haha funny and oddly impressive ... win lol

FYLDeep 25

Monday 13 September 2010 9:38

Should have rolled down the window and NASCARed it out.

Zakuraa 0

Monday 13 September 2010 9:43

I just died, roflmao.

Quidikic 9

Monday 13 September 2010 14:20

u died... PARTY TIME EVERYONE

Quidikic 9

Monday 13 September 2010 14:22

u died... PARTY TIME EVERYONE!!!!!

j2tall2003 0

Monday 13 September 2010 18:34

hahhaaha yesss

hairt 4

Monday 13 September 2010 9:43

-climbs back out- "hey I got it!!" "what the.. you could've just.. hehe.. HAHAHAHAHA DUMBASS"

everydayisfml07 3

Monday 13 September 2010 9:52

I feel I lack brains, but I do think I'd be smart enough to realize that getting out would NOT require the same fashion as when I came in.

unrose 1

Saturday 12 February 2011 9:34

that sounds hot.

jcknights93 0

Monday 13 September 2010 9:56

How dumb can you get hahaha

PincheEdgarr 0

Monday 13 September 2010 9:59

lmao xD ahhh you knobhead!!:)

cheergirly16 0

Monday 13 September 2010 9:59

I'd probably end upp doin something likee that hahaa

530boy 0

Monday 13 September 2010 10:01

that's what you get for being nice, YDI for being your co-workers b*tch.

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Same thing different taste

No joking allowed

Dumbass

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