Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a bar and met this great guy. He was going outside...

By Poser - 20/12/2009 04:24 - Canada

Today, I was at a bar and met this great guy. He was going outside for a smoke and I wanted to go too. Since I don't smoke, I decided to borrow one of my friends cigarettes as an excuse to go outside with him. As I was lighting the cigarette, he pointed out that I was lighting the wrong end. FML

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By Anonyme - 30/08/2013 10:59 - France - Ivry-sur-seine

Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML

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By a genius - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML

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By Misky - 02/07/2012 02:51

Today, I was walking past a homeless guy while smoking; he asked if he could have a cigarette. So I gave him one and said without thinking, "Sorry, it’s a menthol, but beggars can't be choosers." FML

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By kaycie_lynn - 19/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, I gave a man a cigarette. He spent the rest of the day so far following me around, telling me all about his medical history, and chasing after me when I got too far away. I couldn't get rid of him for hours. FML

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By wishihadpockets - 28/01/2010 10:24 - United States

Today, I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up and asks for a smoke. I say "I've got something you can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts for being a douche. FML

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Smoke 'em while you can

By OuttaNowhere81 - 15/05/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML

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By chinousmc - 06/12/2012 11:30 - United States - Clearwater

Today, I got punched in the face after a stranger asked for a light, didn't realize it was a butane lighter and burnt the tip of his nose lighting his cigarette. Now my nose looks worse than his. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2014 22:30 - United States - Phillipsburg

Today, I begged a coworker to let me borrow her lighter for my smoke break, since I'd lost mine. She was reluctant because of my track record of losing the darn things. After my break I stopped to use the restroom really quick, and promptly dropped the lighter into the toilet. FML

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By FlGirl - 24/12/2009 07:00 - United States

Today, I stepped outside for a smoke. It was 1 a.m. Thinking no one was around, I let out a series of loud, nasty-sounding farts. I looked over to my left to see the neighbor, whom I've never met, also smoking, and staring at me. That was his first impression of me. FML

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nenagh_ 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 9:03

yep, YDI. you would risk cancer + DEATH so you can make out with some guy??

Luckster 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 9:08

You don't NEED to smoke to go outside with him dumbass.

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habesjn 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 19:34

You'd try smoking, with the possibility to get yourself addicted, just to talk to some guy?

StonePilot 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 20:26

Yes. One, he's an idiot for smoking, and two, he goes to bars to pick up random (apparently stupid) women.

thesunshotme 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 20:27

Well, at least you didn't embarrass yourself more by hacking, coughing, and choking with your first puff, which would definitely have happened.

ashleynonymous 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 21:21

Blame it on being drunk. He'll take you home with him.

tennisstar8D 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 21:25

As everyone else is saying YDI if the only way you can talk to him is by starting smoking, then gurl! you need some flirting tips.

lem0n_fml 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 21:33

A couple bad decisions don't make a bad person.

unlucky93_fml 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 22:16

Wow, isn't this what weve learned NOT to do? haha your such an idiot!

xx_irish_rose_xx 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 22:32

How do you light the wrong end? Are you like 9?

errrratic 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 22:35

Did you come up with an excuse for that too? Seriously, if you have to borrow someone's cigarette to do talk to him, that's a problem. Could you NOT wait the 3 minutes it takes to smoke a cigarette for him to come back and resume where you left off? YDI. Big time.

Fail_Pig 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 23:01

Are you that desperate to talk to someone? You took off a week of your life if you smoked that thing, that's a week less with more guys. Douche bag... Your a FAIL PIG, or in other words - YDI!