By Poser - 20/12/2009 04:24 - Canada

Today, I was at a bar and met this great guy. He was going outside for a smoke and I wanted to go too. Since I don't smoke, I decided to borrow one of my friends cigarettes as an excuse to go outside with him. As I was lighting the cigarette, he pointed out that I was lighting the wrong end. FML
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Same thing different taste

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yep, YDI. you would risk cancer + DEATH so you can make out with some guy??

You don't NEED to smoke to go outside with him dumbass.

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Bucinka 5

You don't need to even fake smoke in a sitch like that. Just say you need some air, or time away from the music. Don't pretend to smoke. He'll respect you less for trying to be something you're not.

Uhh...you don't need to be fake like that, he will still like you and if he doesn't he isn't worth it, also, don't worry about lighting the wrong end, my friends and I do it all the time, mostly cause we're not sober, but it's just something we laugh at together.

You should have shot back that you have some experience putting tubes in your mouth, thank you very much. If that doesn't get him, nothing will.

KingGodMcSmell 0

1. One cigarette doesn't get you addicted 2. the OP wasn't trying to be cool, i think she was trying to be sociable- wouldn't you watch a crap movie in order to spend time with someone you liked?

actuallyy jordan-it is true one won't cause cancer, but for every one that you smoke, 7 minutes is taken off your life. so ydi for losing minutes off your life to impress a nasty smoker

man i would love if someone would show me the test results for this whole loss of 7 minutes per cigg thing... i keep seeing so many people state this as fact when last i check in order for a theory to become fact it has to be testable and repeatable and as far as i know no one has succeeded in having the exact same person live the exact same life twice with the only difference being whether or not they smoked... so for the sake of your own appearance maybe you should stop stating hear-say as fact, unless of course you like everyone knowing how truly ignorant you really are mkay =) in the mean time im sure we can all agree that ciggs are not healthy and they probably shorten our lives but by how much... no one can be certain

ydi obviously my friend did that once.. she was trying to light one of my parliaments and said it didn't work so I took it and lit it properly. I said it tasted funny and looked at the filter and saw part of it was burned off, I was so pissed

he would like u more if he knew u were only going outside coz of him

And you're a close minded ass hole.