By heymacie - 19/02/2015 05:45 - United States - Lubbock

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Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly, my grandmother swatted my butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML
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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Just shows that faking will bite you in the ass eventually.

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HeWillBeLoved105 22

You moan when your boyfriend slaps your ass??

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Mauskau 35

OP watches too much ****, where they moan as soon as they take their sock off or something ridiculous. Normal people would make a pained sound, or a surprised sound.

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ChristinePi 36

Or maybe OP is into BDSM so it really excites her?

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limabeans101029 20

30 & 46: I assumed OP meant that she moans when her boyfriend smacks her ass in a sexual way (as in proper spanking) rather than a casual way... but then that doesn't really explain the grandma thing

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militarybrat 21

I do. It feels good. Op said it was habit, so i have a strong feeling she is faking it.

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CharlieM78 9

If an ass smack earns some moaning it's hard to believe your boyfriend doesn't know your a faker.

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limabeans101029 20

Why? If you enjoy having your ass smacked, I don't think it'd be unusual to moan when your partner does it. Obviously full on screaming would be a bit of an overreaction but a little moan? seems fine to me

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lil_ham1644 29

I moan when my bf smacks my ass during sex, usually because other things are happening. In public, I'll laugh & give him a playful shove or something.

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r1r1h2 11

The comments seem very judgmental. Maybe she moaned because that was something she enjoyed not because she has a habit of faking. Some people are very sensitized and even small things can turn them on. Reality is that some women are as sensitive to sex as men. Just like some men can have some of the same struggles that women do in that department.

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Dilwann 27

She said "out of habit", not because she enjoyed it.

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B1ackthesun 31

I agree with #43 'out of habit' is very different to 'out of pleasure' for me habit (and I assume others) is the key word.

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50ShadesofBooty 7

I guess my username goes perfectly with this situation, considering all the 50 Shades comments.

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Saraishi 24

Either a swatt on the butt reallyyyy turns you on ir you're accostumed to faking it and seems more like the latter than the former from what you wrote...

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vikky538 28

need a followup..does your boyfriend and your grandma spank the same way..

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