Love: Today, I was at a party and we were all playing Seven Minutes...

By ILTali - 03/03/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, I was at a party and we were all playing Seven Minutes in Heaven. It was my crush's turn to spin the bottle so my heart started pounding. The bottle pointed towards me! Then my crush said, "With her it'd be 'Seven Minutes in Hell'. Just skip me." FML

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By Bo - 22/04/2009 13:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML

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By Olihime - 10/01/2010 18:13 - United Kingdom

Today, while playing spin the bottle, my two spins landed on two really pretty girls. The first girl I missed and kissed her chin. The second girl I headbutted and gave a nosebleed. FML

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The Lady in Red

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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By dogmom - 16/07/2012 20:51 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend picked me up and spun me around like they do in the movies, but not before grimacing, taking a deep breath, and muttering "one, two, three... and... uuuppp!" FML

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Lonely

By Anonymous - 25/10/2022 01:00 - Nigeria

Today, I went to a party with 5 of my friends. Within five minutes, they'd all paired up and gone. Then it was just me, drinking my pain away. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2015 05:29 - United States - Madison

Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML

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Spin on this

By foreveralone - 21/03/2020 06:00

Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML

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By no more mr nice guy - 27/12/2016 07:32

Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML

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Sibling rivalry

By Anonymous - 14/07/2023 00:02 - Switzerland - Zollikerberg

Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML

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LMFAOsabrina 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 12:19

Aww, what an ass hole! :[ You're better than him =D

musu_fml 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 12:28

Look at the good side: now you know he's a prick, you can stop wasting your time having a crush on him, and turn your attention on someone who's actually NICE.

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King_of_Kings 3

Wednesday 4 March 2009 13:25

i like the way #9 thinks. a bottle wouldnt do much damage though. my weapon of choice would be a sledgehammer.

thinkpink 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 13:29

#12...Yeah, that could work, but it'd just be all the more ironic using the bottle.

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 4 March 2009 13:38

I know hindsight is a wonderful thing but a good comeback line would have been "well good.. I didn't want to catch herpes anyway" But yes, at least you know he is a douche so you can ignore him now.

King_of_Kings 3

Wednesday 4 March 2009 13:57

hey #13 AKA thinkpink, i see what you mean by the ironic part of using the bottle. thats a good idea. but a sledgehammer is much better. think about it. if the guy knows your after him, and your chasing him and he runs into a room with one of those metal doors and your locked out. what will get you through that metal door? the bottle or the sledgehammer? thats just a theory, but it somewhat illustrates my point about a sledgehammer being a better weapon.

well_this_sucks 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 14:05

that seriously sucks D:

hate_my_life 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 14:25

thats so not right!! :(

ricknasty 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 14:50

Jeez, I remember when I was 12 (the oldest anyone should ever play 7 minutes in heaven), that would have been unfortunate for about two days till I forgot about it. Why don't you go back to Blue's Clue's or some other shit like that, wait till you have some actual problems, then come back here in about four years.