By ILTali - 03/03/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, I was at a party and we were all playing Seven Minutes in Heaven. It was my crush's turn to spin the bottle so my heart started pounding. The bottle pointed towards me! Then my crush said, "With her it'd be 'Seven Minutes in Hell'. Just skip me." FML
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LMFAOsabrina 0

Aww, what an ass hole! :[ You're better than him =D

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musu_fml 0

Look at the good side: now you know he's a prick, you can stop wasting your time having a crush on him, and turn your attention on someone who's actually NICE.

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My_Little_Pony 0

You know the # for Suicide Hotline, right?

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neonoodle 0

if a 13 year old doesn't want to make out with you, then you're probably hideous and this will be a recurring theme in your life. I know this from experience... harsh, cold, soul-crushing experience.

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bigbuns89 0

If this was written the day it happened, what were you doing playing 7 minutes of heaven on a tuesday night?

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sexygirl123 0

wtf people are soooo rude. he could have at least just talked to u in the closet or w/e

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Sean123 0

wat a prick u should of slapped him in the face making feel like a real dick and u should of said like "like i wanted to go in with u and ur limp dick" and then said BAM at thhe end of that

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Sean123 0

and #10 this kid probably thinks holding hands is second base

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RenoEnvy 0

Aww I am sorry Hunny. =( again, you're better than him. He's a ass! To #10: why are you so rude? Some people like 7 mins in heaven. Don't be a prick. As if your screen name isn't immature enough, McLovin. FYL. =) <3

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ilovemypinklife 0

Lesson learned: He's an asshole and isn't worth your time : You're way better than him and deserve more than that! Some guys are just douches, and you're better off without him. [=

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