By ILTali - 03/03/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, I was at a party and we were all playing Seven Minutes in Heaven. It was my crush's turn to spin the bottle so my heart started pounding. The bottle pointed towards me! Then my crush said, "With her it'd be 'Seven Minutes in Hell'. Just skip me." FML
I agree, your life sucks 121 825
You deserved it 8 186

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Aww, what an ass hole! :[ You're better than him =D

musu_fml 0

Look at the good side: now you know he's a prick, you can stop wasting your time having a crush on him, and turn your attention on someone who's actually NICE.

Comments

Cantexplain1234 0

False hope. There's no way you could have honestly thought you had a chance pre-dick-comment, i will side with you however that that was a horrible thing to say to anybody.

You should have said Why, cause you'll finally now the touch of a real woman? Closet Case.

Uhh, #56? I think that was the point. Good going Captain Obvious -- and for making her feel worse about it. I'm with most of the other positive commenters: he isn't worth your time or space.

aww its ohkay heey tali is julie f! i feel so bad about the story! i hope it all works out ;]

serenitylater 0

This sounds like bullshit. That game hasn't been played since the 80s. It became popular in the 60s.

oh geez. i know that story all too well. that happened to me too.

Truthbringer 0

The reason that he's your crush and not your boyfriend or even friend is because he doesn't want anything to do with you, or you don't have the stones to talk to him. Either way it's not your personality that is turning him off so short of surgury it looks like you need to find a new guy. And it is not his fault that he thinks you're gross, in all likelyhood you look gross

people need to realize when they're going for someone out of their league. I hate when fat girls expect you to like them, theres always gotta be the initial attraction, **** the bs about people saying love whos on the inside. That comes after and everyone knows it

Maybe you're destined to lose because you're a shallow eleventeen year old. "Everybody" doesn't know it. Some people are attracted to the people in their life that treat them well, make them laugh, make them feel good about themselves; not just the ones they find the most physically attractive.

eeee93757 0

catch 22...men get no sympathy men are horrible if they tell the truth about the way a girl looks, men are horrible, deceitful liars if they don't tell the truth about the way a girl looks. you can't handle the truth, you can't handle not getting the truth, and you expect sympathy for getting either the truth or the lie. You complain about getting one result while the other wouldn't make you any happier.

suburashi 0

dude you are sooo right besides what he said was funny, everyone who thinks hes an ass hole is a pmsing, dykish, bitch. you can tease worse and call it funny, yet he made one remark? no. her crush was a good man, and a clever tease. i salute him.

Dude, even I agree with you, and I'm a straight girl.