Love: Today, I was at a party at the house of the guy I really like....

By Dee - 13/07/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I was at a party at the house of the guy I really like. We were talking when he pulled me into his room. I was excited he was finally taking our friendship to the next level, until he handed me a stick of deodorant, saying "I didn't wanna tell you in the hallway, but you really need this." FML

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By Oops - 27/08/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML

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By hannamacintosh - 07/07/2016 18:37 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I finally decided to accept a date proposal from a guy who's had a crush on me for years. I got into his car, and it smelled strongly of my middle school perfume. I went into his bedroom and saw my middle school class photos hanging everywhere. Let's just say I ran home that night. FML

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By couldntholdit - 12/07/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

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By milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

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By caitiexob - 20/02/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML

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By stanky - 19/06/2015 14:47 - United States - Columbus

Today, I was about to leave for my honeymoon with my new husband, when he saw my deodorant in my bag. He picked it up and asked what it was. When I said it was deodorant, he gave me a confused look and said "girls don't wear deodorant". He actually believed that. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a ziploc filled with hair. It was his mustache I had been begging him to shave for months. FML

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Just in case

By thanksbaby - 01/06/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML

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By SphereMaiden - 22/02/2018 01:30

Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML

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By KitCatAttack - 11/10/2020 10:06

Today, I told my close friend that I have a thing for him. His reaction? "Oh, fuck." FML

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fabbitsrabbit 0

Monday 13 July 2009 10:02

well if u guys r frends then its a good thing that he cares enough to tell u bout it

Seti_fml 0

Monday 13 July 2009 10:03

sounds like a good friend to me, who cares if he doesn't want to be with you? at least he cares enough not to let you walk around a party smelling bad.

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ASUdec 0

Monday 13 July 2009 12:11

Stinky bitch

ASUdec 0

Monday 13 July 2009 12:13

You should have said "well maybe I need a shower. Care to join?" and your relationship would skyrocket

hpluba 0

Monday 13 July 2009 12:27

It's embarrassing, but not horrible. He seems like a pretty nice guy to do that for you.

deliapearl 0

Monday 13 July 2009 13:10

guys get over stuff like that. you still got a shot at him.

Bella_999 0

Monday 13 July 2009 13:33

at least he didnt tell you like in front of everyone.... :)

IOwnedYou 0

Monday 13 July 2009 14:10

The first thing I do when I wake up is make sure I smell good..

scottdrewstewart 0

Monday 13 July 2009 14:53

He was tactful enough to pull you aside and let you know. He did you a favour, really. You probably have a shot, still. If he were uninterested you'd now be posting on how he told everyone you smelled bad.

PA88 0

Monday 13 July 2009 15:05

Maybe the OP did use deodorant and it wore off. It can especially with cheap stuff. Also, I think its nice he not only didn't shout it out to the room, but that he would care enough about you to give it to you. If he didn't care he would have let you go on smelling bad for everyone to notice. I think there is hope yet. Just because you smelled bad doesn't mean he hates you.

JanisEvans 10

Monday 13 July 2009 15:57

Why would you even post something like that? It's not an FML... If you're unable to keep yourself from smelling YOU **** your life! No one did anything to you. Nothing bad happened to you that wasn't entirely your fault. And FYL for being stupid enough to go and spread the word about your lack of personal hygiene... Yuck!

Qup 0

Monday 13 July 2009 15:59

sweat can definately be a turn on, but not for most people in the uptight US. old sweat has bacteria, which causes odor. I think he told you in a fairly kind way.