Love: Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred...

By Bo - 22/04/2009 13:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 80 434

You deserved it 6 715

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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By milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 208

You deserved it 24 731

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2021 20:01

Today, I was at a friend's house; she left the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I'd, "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. I'm a gay guy, and she knows. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 071

You deserved it 104

By alone_forever - 04/03/2009 21:03 - United States

Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML

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You deserved it 7 878

By bbns - 14/01/2009 11:57 - Germany

Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML

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You deserved it 2 799

By Anonymous - 11/03/2018 15:00

Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML

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You deserved it 882

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 10:00 - Sierra Leone

Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML

I agree, your life sucks 576

You deserved it 164

All kinds of wrong

By Anonymous - 16/06/2020 14:01

Today, while at my friend's house, she had to leave the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I had "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. Then he left. I'm a gay guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 796

You deserved it 200

By friend loves a gay guy... - 23/09/2013 20:49 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my best friend told me that she no longer wants to cut herself because now she's madly in love with a guy in our school. She doesn't know that he's gay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 203

You deserved it 3 917

scorpioserpent 1

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:03

aww she's a bitch :(

bluephoenix1498 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:04

sorry bro hate it when you love someone and its not returned

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marcusaurelius 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 21:49

your playing spin the bottle AND having sex... what the ****, man? someone who is having sex is too old to be playing spin the bottle or (more likely) someone playing spin the bottle is too young to be having sex. I'm quessing the latter god this is a ****** up planet

NickH87 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 21:50

Haha you are just her friend!!!!!!

babawaba 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 21:52

not just her friend.... her gay friend ;)

Fnukk 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 22:05

It is obvious that the girl you are in love with sucks, to the exctent that you can; try not to love her.

ColdSig 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 22:07

I actually created an FML account to comment this. That really, ******* sucks dude. #59 is what you want, but #40 speaks the truth. **** or not, you're going to miss her, want her. Go work out. Go be all the douche you can be to get that bitch. Still though, sorry about what happened. Bitches.

Sneakyxllama 2

Wednesday 22 April 2009 22:07

Almost the same thing happened to a friend of mine. That really sucks man.

mynameis_fml 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 22:09

These inspirational comments are so funny. This is sad because either you and your friends are young and ******* or you guys are just really lame. Why is wrong that she wasn't in to you? Does it say in a contract somewhere that she's supposed to be in love with you because you're in love with her?