By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend meeting all of his friends for the first time. My boyfriend went into the kitchen to get me a drink, and after ten minutes I went looking for him. I discovered his friend holding two melons to his chest, mid explanation on how they look exactly like mine. FML
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mewzik 0

that could be seen as complimentary...

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jgupta86 0

Why dont you stop being so melon-dramatic! Bahahahaha.... .... ... .... .... ... Im sorry, the temptation was just too much

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KissMeKillMe 0

This is in reply to all the bitches who quite obviously have small boobs. All of you say that you REALLY want big boobs, you have no idea what it's like so how can you judge those who don't want them? I am a 32J and I HATE it. I never get any attention from guys unless it's to look at my boobs and they can't see past it, that is all I am to them. Note to guys, sometimes it would be nice if you noticed ME. Not my chest.

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tbagg74 0

your chest is a part of you so they are technically noticing you...

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LRSandTJB412 8

36 J, honestly? I don't think so. There's no such size unless they're fake.

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AdamGD 0

in guy-land, that is the best compliment that we can give a girl =D be proud of your smokin hot rack!

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Fsvb 32

@ 158 I've had better compliments. No, not about my ass or some other body part, but about personality. We are not all dumb girls that like being treated like meat.

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LRSandTJB412 8

In girl land, it's not. It means your a pig man that only cares about women's appearances

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kukopia 0

ANOTHER LAME FML I'm gonna start demanding names of the mods that approve the shat like this!! Doesn't merit a vote.

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rum_fml 0

why would you be pissed big boobs are the shit

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lprothman3 0

That's a damn compliment dumbass!!! Not a damn FML!!!

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confizzled 0

How exactly is this bad? So your boobs look like melons. So what? thats a GOOD Thing.

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sbakri 0

dude i would say FML if i was the dude who was holding up the melons...what an awkward moment haha

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sammichbitch 0

I'm a 36DD and hate it. Big boobs aren't exactly as amazing as the flat bitches of the world think they are. When you have them, you realize what a pain in the ass they are.

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