By drunkard - 13/08/2009 14:16 - Germany

Today, I was at a party with my girlfriend and this older guy came in and started talking to me about his rock climbing lessons earlier that week. I told him "I'm really drunk, so I really couldn't give a shit about what you did." It was my girlfriend's father picking her up to go home. FML
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obsdwitDBH 0

OP Here! First off, the company ISP is based in Germany, but I'm in the Netherlands. Secondly, I didn't know it was her f*cking dad! This older guy just comes up and is like, "Hi, how are you?" and everything and he starts talking about rock climbing... I mean, come on. First 5 minutes, okay, the dude was busy for what felt like 10, maybe 20 minutes. I couldn't handle it. I went to kiss my girlfriend to tell her goodbye cause I saw her grab her stuff and she says her dad is here to pick her up, and that's when I see her to hug him and realize it's him. Now, that's more than 170 characters, which is all that is allowed.

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xxMiiNii 0

YDI for being disrespectful to anyone. And being a drunk.

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vein 0

woww... i think you pretty much screwed that up. YDI.

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pinksmurf95 0

Everyone should shut the hell up. Don't deny thats exactly what you're thinking when someone comes up and talks to you about shit you couldn't care less about. He was just drunk enough to say it.

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nomadxx7 0

He was also drunk enough to get his ass kicked. Nothing like drinking, loss of inhibitions by both revelers and then someone getting stabbed because one was a dick. Glad that a lot of people think that way but when someone punches your face in for being the dick you are drinking, don't expect sympathy.

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Xader 0

Sure I think things like that all the time. But I've been shitfaced-plastered plenty of times, and still never been a raging asshole...

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Pastor_Rich 0

smoke weed instead ;-)

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Klabauterpete 0

YDI for being bavarian.

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Nightfallz 0

ydi for being an asshole drunk. have some common ******* courtesy

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Nightmare1 0

lol sorry but thats funny! Hopefully he will forget about it

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IOwnedYou 0

Even if you're thinking it.. Don't say it out loud.

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Tuko_fml 0

I'm certainly not one of those tight asses th

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Tuko_fml 0

I won't say that YDI for being drunk, because I'm not a tight ass. People should be able to do whatever they want with their own body no matter what. And drinking heavily from time to time can be a lot of fun. Though, being drunk is not a proper excuse for anything. As the (very) old saying goes, "in wine there is the truth". If you're acting like that much of a douche while being drunk, deep inside of you you're probably a douche period. Hence YDI (unless you were really sick or something... which I doubt).

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Coocumber 0

Haha well since you're just getting ragged on by people, just thought i'd say that while you do deserve it, reading this made me happy just because you're from my favorite place in the entire world. Knowing where you're from also kind of explains why you were drinking =P "Komm feiern nach Bayern!!!!!"

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