Kids: Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed...

By imbx - 13/04/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool. When I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML

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By babydoll13211 - 04/09/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML

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By kyle - 05/06/2011 07:00 - United States

Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Macclesfield

Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2022 09:00 - United Kingdom - Southsea

Today, I met an old school friend at a leisure centre swimming pool. We talked for a while and then walked to the end of the pool. Suddenly, out of nowhere, she kneed me in the nuts and pushed me into the water. Once I got up from the water, she told me It was for being mean to her at school. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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By "mbrider" - 12/08/2017 16:00

Today, I saved a woman from drowning at a pool where I lifeguard, but when I got her out of the water she started screaming about sexual assault. Apparently I accidentally brushed her breasts when pulling her up and out of the water. She wants to sue me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 15:07 - United States

Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML

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Great, thanks, I hate you

By Anonymous - 08/09/2010 18:09 - Greece

Today, my family and I attended a pool party. I never learned to swim, so I didn't bring a suit. When someone asked why I wasn't in the pool, my sister replied in a loud voice, "She's on her period and didn't want the pool to get dirty!" Thanks. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 07:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML

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Monday 13 April 2009 10:02

I ******* hate little kids

Serial 2

Monday 13 April 2009 10:02

put your hands over your eyes, it makes you invisible

Comments

Wroyth 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 3:32

what the crap? someone who cannot swim can NOT be allowed around a swimming pool.

paintergirl12 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 23:57

#161. i canNOT believe you said that. do you really think someone just should let a little girl drown? so she pushed the OP into a pool, big deal. people like you who can so easily say that DO NOT deserve to live. my little sister drowned when she was three, and it was awful. and everyone is being way too dramatic here. while we don't know the age of the little sister, she could easily be three or four or five. a lot of kids that age don't know how to swim. her parents probably had the pool for the older sibling. and themselves. think things through a little, people.

Dorque 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:49

She deserved it. She'll know better next time than to do that to someone if she doesn't want it done to her. Sorry to say this to all you people thinking he was mean, but kids need lessons like this. They really do have to learn that there are consequences to their actions besides being put in the corner by their parents. I'd do it too, and I wouldn't be the least bit sorry.

greeneggsnsam 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 5:35

#4: pahahaha :)

cratacus 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 20:40

i say what goes around comes around :) she shouldn't have pushed you if she didn't expect to get pushed to

Shyman4ever 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 21:55

Little rascal started it

Nacirema20 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:11

well, the little bitch shouldnt have pushed u in first...!! FYL.

OP_here 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 11:53

Experience comes from making bad decisions. I guess she learnt from this pretty quickly and won't do it again. She ended up being ok, right? She shouldn't be near the pool (let alone pushing, as everyone else has said) if she can't swim; it's irresponsible of your friend's family to not tell you and to not keep her away. FYL

tally7mir 3

Sunday 29 November 2009 4:57

That bitch deserved it! She's probably too lazy to drag her fat ass to the pool and learn how to swim, anyway.

Bucinka 5

Thursday 24 December 2009 17:25

You know what? You taught someone something today. You actually did a good deed. You taught a little girl that karma can be a bitch sometimes. Bet she won't EVER do that again to anyone, at least not until she learns how to swim. #206 put it the best; experience comes from making bad decisions.