Kids: Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed...

By imbx - 13/04/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool. When I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML

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By babydoll13211 - 04/09/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML

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By kyle - 05/06/2011 07:00 - United States

Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Macclesfield

Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2022 09:00 - United Kingdom - Southsea

Today, I met an old school friend at a leisure centre swimming pool. We talked for a while and then walked to the end of the pool. Suddenly, out of nowhere, she kneed me in the nuts and pushed me into the water. Once I got up from the water, she told me It was for being mean to her at school. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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By "mbrider" - 12/08/2017 16:00

Today, I saved a woman from drowning at a pool where I lifeguard, but when I got her out of the water she started screaming about sexual assault. Apparently I accidentally brushed her breasts when pulling her up and out of the water. She wants to sue me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 15:07 - United States

Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2010 18:09 - Greece

Today, my family and I attended a pool party. I never learned to swim, so I didn't bring a suit. When someone asked why I wasn't in the pool, my sister replied in a loud voice, "She's on her period and didn't want the pool to get dirty!" Thanks. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 07:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML

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Monday 13 April 2009 10:02

I ******* hate little kids

Serial 2

Monday 13 April 2009 10:02

put your hands over your eyes, it makes you invisible

Comments

Anoniiiime 7

Sunday 5 June 2011 3:53

A few things... 1 if she has a pool she should have been taught how to swim 2 if u say : "she might be to young to know how to swim" she's strong enough to push someone into a pool 3 your friend should tell u that her sister doesn't know how to swim and 4 shes a little bitch, she just pushed u into the pool because she probably thought that u knew that she couldn't swim so you wouldn't do anything about it

kei1108 13

Sunday 12 June 2011 19:20

it was her fault for being rude. never push someone into a pool if you can't swim yourself. ugh. FYL, OP. That would be really embarrassing. But how were you opposed to know she couldn't swim?

JOD96 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 17:19

Tell the bitch shit happens and that people in glasshouses shouldnt throw stones

tayylorbabezz_fml 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 8:54

@7 I laughed sooo ******* hard. and yes I do agree, her fault for pushing you in, itss not even about "its not your fault you didn't know" because even if you didn't id say kudos. like reallly dumb lil bitch got what she deserves if u can't take it, don't dish it out, brooooooo.

KeiIshiyama 10

Tuesday 30 August 2011 13:06

You deserve it for retaliating, but she should've seen that coming from a mile away.

varkey 7

Tuesday 20 September 2011 6:09

YDI but she's an idiot too because she pushed you in so she was asking for it so FYL too.

fuckkyeaaaalaura 12

Friday 30 September 2011 8:48

kids , what can you do?

LennyComa 39

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:50

Totally justified, she won't do thag again

kpopfanatic93 6

Monday 2 January 2012 3:38

What was she doing by the pool if she couldn't swim? I mean, I know it's her house and everything, but wouldn't it have been safer for her to be inside the house, away from the pool? And who even owns a pool and then doesn't teach their kid how to use it?

Nutcup 16

Sunday 17 June 2012 3:49

I think it really depends on how old she was. If the kid was, say, four or five, that was completely uncalled for. If she was a bit older and pushed you into the pool, she had it coming. You need the details of the situation to fully judge, I think.